Do jokes
How do you make a tissue dance?
You give it a little boogie.
Yo mama so fat that when Thanos tried to snap her out of the world, he couldn't do it, so instead, he clapped her out of the world.
What do you think of your mom? I can do it.
Two gay men walk into a bar. One of them turned to the other and said, "Hey, what do you say we get out of here?"
How do you make holy water?
You take it to church ⛪️
What do you call a fish with no legs?
Fsh have no legs.
What do you do with legs?
Fsh have no legs.
What do you do with legs?
Break!
Stormtrooper: My lord, what should we do with all this beef?
Palpatine: Stew it.
Imperial Pilot: What do you think about the new Tie fighter?
Palpatine: Flew it.
What do you sing on a dead person's birthday?
"Happy Death-Day To You!"
What do you call two bears jerking each other off?
Bipolar.
What do you call Mary Berry when she’s on holiday?
A Cake By The Ocean.
What do butts say?
"Help me, I'm getting wiped clean!"
What do you call the worst joke teller of all time?
Ben or Chris?
What do you call a retard in the military?
Special forces.
Why do sumo wrestlers shave their legs?
They don’t want to be mistaken for a feminist.
What do an Apple and an Emo have in common?
They hang from trees.
Why do ponies hate Silento?
Because they neigh neigh too much!
Why do people hate jokes about the World Trade Center?
Because it's an easy target.
What do you call a rapper who LOVES to fish?
MC Bassline.
What do you get when you cross a rapper with an accountant?
Jay-Z and B.