Do jokes
Why do you have to pay to see Russian people?
Because the zoo is not free, Duhhhhhð
What can orphans not do in school?
What do school shooting jokes and school shooting victims have in common? They never get old.
What do 2 emo kids say to each other?
"I like ya cut, G."
*Slaps wrist*
Why do they call it Ovaltine?
The jar is round, the mug is round, they should call it Roundtine.
What do you call it when Panera Bread is running away?
Panera fled.
Why do orphans want to be criminals?
To be wanted.
What do you call a person who measures air? Airometer.
Science experts say when you get mad, punch an orphan. What are they going to do? Tell their parents?
Why do seagulls fly over the sea?
If they flew over the bay, they would be bagels.
What do you call a shake? Shake ya booty!
Why do orphans like baseball so they can know what a real home is?
What do you call a horse that does karate?
A horse.
Why are Americans bad at Clash of Royals?
Because they have already lost two towers!
You: I have a nice hairline.
Your friend: Since when do you have one?
You: I forgot.
What does Biden do? He does you.
What does do something useful unlike you?
What do you call a tire that is tired?
A tire, I guess. â€ïž
What happens if a redneck is bisexual? Do they go for their brother or sister?
What do you call an Indian eating cows? Mooove to jail.
What do you call a wheelchair on fire?
Hot wheels.