Do jokes
What do black men in the NBA like about going to the locker room after they are done playing basketball?
Receiving golden showers from other black teammates.
What do you call an autistic kid with a gun?
Special forces.
What do you call a hungry person?
African.
What game do emo kids hate the most?
Life.
Why do orphans suck at homework?
Because they don’t have a home.
If you’re bored, punch an orphan.
What are they gonna do, tell their parents?
A: Do you eat food?
B: Yes...
A: You can sit on deez nuts then!
B: Omg I have depression now.
What do you call my dick?
A. A monster.
Can a cook and clean for real? No, I do not want no rabbit hare in my house.
What do you call an orphan with a selfie?
A family portrait.
Just look up texting jokes. Don't ask why, just do it.
Stick your head up someone's butt. What do you get? A Butthead!
"Get your butt out of my face!"
"Then get your face out of my butt!!!"
Why do orphans not play sport?
Because they need parents' permission.
What is a good night's sleep and what do I have for you?
Walk home from home and walk walk home and get a good night and night sleep good day today and walk home and walk walk home and take care and walk walk home 🏠 was good fun night night I had dinner 🍽 night night love 💗
What time do dogs wake up? At school is the time dogs wake up.
If you're ever bored, just punch an orphan because what are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
How do you quiet a baby down?
Make baby back ribs for dinner.
What do you call butter without an expiration date?
A miracle butter, because wow!
Me: *writes Kahoot about me then finishes.*
Me and friend: *plays Kahoot.*
A question: When is (my name) happy?
Friend: *puts a good answer and gets wrong.*
Answer: Never, only a portion.
Friend: Do you need help?
What do screen doors and blondes have in common?
The more you bang them, the looser they get.