Do jokes
Me: I just shot an orphan.
Mate: You can’t do that!
Me: What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
What do you call one baby in ten trashcans?
Chopped Junior!
What do you call a fat man that has a stomach shaped like an egg?
Humpty Dumpty!
What do you use to strap an eagle's nest together?
An eagle-lastic band!
What do tomatoes 🍅 do when they meet?
They ketchup.
Memes
Why do flamingos sleep with one leg up?
Because if they slept with both legs up, they would fall over!
Why do men sag their pants so low and still wear a belt?
The same reason women bring their purse on a date and don't pay.
What do you call a two-legged cow? Lean beef.
What do you call a white girl that can run faster than her brothers? A redneck virgin.
What do you call a rude cow?
Beef jerky.
If you ever get mad, just punch an orphan. What are they supposed to do? Tell their parents?
What do you call your sister who only has one leg?
Ei-lean.
What do you call your sister if she only has one leg?
Ei-lean.
What do you call an ugly, grey thing?
Cinderelephant!
Everyone says "no homo," why do gays not say "no hetero?"
One day my pet barked at me and so I got scared and was my dad actually. It was weird, you should’ve saw him and so the day goes on because he likes to run around the house that he likes to do it out 😂😂😂😂😱
What do you call a parade of rabbits hopping backwards?
A receding hare-line!
Do you want to hear a paper joke?
Never mind, it is tearable.
What do you call a ride that drops 180 degrees?
Cold as hell.
What do you call purple when it's being mean? Violent.