Do jokes

Stephen

Someone was bullying Stephen, so I said, "Why do you not stand up for yourself?"

Man

What would a gay man do for free that a heterosexual woman that is a whore won't do for $50.00 for a heterosexual man?

Suck his balls.

Orphan

Why do orphans hate Batman the movie?

Because at least he gets noticed by people, and also he stole their life story!

Nun

Q: What do you call two nuns watching television?

A: Not very interesting.

Memes

Trash

Girlfriend: Babe, what do you think of our love?

Me: Look at the stars in the sky.

Girlfriend: Aww... it’s infinity, right?

Me: No, it’s a waste of time.

Girlfriend: I’m breaking up with you.

Me: Whatever, when I take out the trash, I think of you.

Doll

(Girl) Do you ever blink?

(Doll) (No reply).

(Girl) You look like a mannequin!

(Doll) (No reply).

Liar

What do you call a girl above age 16 who says she is a virgin? A liar.

Orphan

Why do your orphans not drink beer?

Because last time they did, he went to suck some dudes' toes, then he tried to take him to his parents, but I guess that never happened.

Orphan

Sonic says: If you're bored, punch an orphan. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?

Orphan

Why can't orphans play baseball?

Because they do not know where home is.

Emo

How do you find out the price of an emo? You scan his barcode.