Do jokes
What do you say to a woman with two black eyes?
Nothing, you've told her twice.
Warning, this is dark.
How do you knock out 26 kids in one punch? Give 'em a Sandy Hook.
What do the initials ACLU stand for?
🤔
American Communist Lawyers Union.
What do you call a pessimistic Mexican?
A Mexican't.
Why do tigers have stripes? They don't want to be spotted.
Memes
What do you call an orphan taking a family photo? A selfie.
They said I was depressed, I should make an effort to do what I love.
I had to pay a hooker for twelve hours work.
... I felt nothing, but it was nice, being with someone who felt the same.
What do you call an expert fisherman?
A "MASTER-BAITER".
What do you call an orphan taking a picture with it's family?
A self-fie.
Why do people want emo grass? Because it'll cut itself.
The wife said, "Honey! Do you like my new teeth?"
The husband replied, "They remind me of stars, darling!"
"Yellow and far apart."
What do you call a depressed person?
Me.
What do you call a sex offender attending church? A priest.
Why do people in Alabama like eating sandwiches? They like things in bread.
What do lesbians do when they have a problem? They finger it out.
Q: Do you know why black people have nightmares?
A: Because we shot the last one who had a dream.
How do you start a school shooting at a black school?
Call the cops.
Do trees shit?
Well, how else would we get #2 pencils?
Why do orphans support slavery?
They finally have an owner.
How do you help a depressed kid face their fears... You count to 3 and say jump?