Do jokes
Jack and Jill went up a hill to smoke some marijuana. Jack got high, pulled down his fly, and said, "Jill do you wanna?" Jill said yes, pulled up her dress, and then they had some fun. But stupid Jill forgot the pill so now they have a son.
What do you call Stephen Hawking on fire?
Hot wheels.
Where do suicide bombers go?... Everywhere.
Why do I only date orphans?
Because they never have daddy issues.
What do gay men like cocks?
🍦🍦🍦 they like the cream filling 😋
Memes
Why do emos like yo-yo's? Cos they get strangled by the string.
What do Paul Walker and I have in common? Neither of us have seen Fast and the Furious 7.
How do you know when an orphan is lying?
When they say, "I swear on my mother's life."
What do you call two transgender midgets having sex?
A microtransaction.
What do you call a redneck sister who runs faster than her brothers?
A virgin.
Why do orphans rob banks?
Because they wanna feel wanted.
What do you call an epileptic in a lettuce field?
Seizure salad.
"What’s your name, son?" the principal asked his student. The kid replied, “D-d-d-dav-dav-david, sir.” "Do you have a stutter?" the principal asked. The student answered, “No sir, my dad has a stutter but the guy who registered my name was a real jerk.”
Today, my mom gave me a lecture on how to stay safe during school shootings. When my brother walked past, my mom asked me a question: "What do you think of going through kids' heads during a school shooting?" That's when my brother came back downstairs and said to me and my mom, "Bullets." We don't talk about this anymore.
Q. What do you call a Mexican Jedi?
A. a PadaJuan.
What do ambulances and gay men have in common? They both take it in the back and go whoop whoop! :D
What do you call a boomerang that does not come back?
An orphan's parents.
One day Nathan came in ten minutes late to Mr. Jones's class. Mr. Jones asked him, "Nathan, what do you have to say for yourself?" Nathan says, "Please sir, I was on top of Cherry Hill." Then Dave came in a further ten minutes late to Mr. Jones's class. Mr. Jones asked him, "Dave, what do you have to say for yourself?" Dave says, "Please sir, I was on top of Cherry Hill." Then Mike came in a further ten minutes late to Mr. Jones's class. Mr. Jones asked him, "Mike, what do you have to say for yourself?" Mike says, "Please sir, I was on top of Cherry Hill." Then five minutes later a new girl walked in to Mr. Jones's lesson. Mr. Jones is at the end of his tether now and says, "Who are you and why are you late?" The new girl says, "Sir, I'm called Cherry Hill."
What do you call a Communist sniper? -- A Marxman.
Don't do gay jokes, come on guys.