Do jokes
Alright, what do you call a blank piece of paper?
Women's rights.
Why do orphans always become criminals?
Because they want to feel wanted.
Why do orphans always come back?
Because I love cock.
What do you call a living Panera Bread?
Panera Breath.
This is not a joke, but if your uncle tells you, "Bend over, touch your toes, I'll show you where the monster goes," don't do it, hehehehehe.
Memes
I guess bro wants our birth rate to turn into a perpendicular line. BP in a nutshell.
What do you call it when a gorilla bumps uglies with an orangutan?
Monkeypox.
What do you call it when a bunch of guys who look the same have an orgy?
A doppelgangbang.
What do you call it when someone fucks shoe inserts?
Orthopediphilia.
What do you call a funny rapper?
A PUN-ISHER!
Why do orphans hate hide and seek?
Their parents went to play hide and seek years ago.
What do you call a rapper who becomes a chef?
A LYRICAL COOK!
Why do disabled people not like comedians?
Because they do stand up.
Why do golfers wear two pairs of pants?
In case they get a hole in one!
What do you call a rapper who's also a magician?
MC Presto.
How do you turn a cat into a fish?
Tell your girl not to wash down there.
Do you like tree jokes? Because they leaf me in tears! :3
Why do you want me?
Cus u like me...
What do you mean?
You love me.
No.
Look down.
How do Taliban parents feed their babies?
"Here comes the plane... weeee, BOOM! 💥"
Why do we tell actors to break a leg?
...Because there's always a cast!
What do emos and apples have in common? They both hang from trees.