Do jokes
What do you call 6 gay men in WW2?
Rainbow Six Siege.
How do you kill a spider?
Just get an autistic person.
What do you call a person in a wheelchair that lives in Africa?
Dry Vegetable.
If I slap an orphan, what will it do, tell its parents? 🤣😂🤣😂
What do you call a terrorist in a bathtub?
Bathbomb.
Memes
What do depressed teenagers and fruits have in common?
They both hang by something.
What do Helen Keller and orphans have in common?
Neither of them can see or hear their parents.
What do Ben 10 and a disabled kid have in common? They both slap their wrist.
Why do orphans always go to white vans when someone asks?
Because they want to feel wanted.
What do iPhones and the Titanic have in common?
There's no Jack!
What do fish smoke? A puffer.
What do you call a bald person on fire?
A fried egg.
What do super fancy music conductors wear?
A Louis baton.
What do you call two AI systems that are in love with each other? Member of chat LGBT.
What do you call a terrorist swimming?
A bath bomb!
I’m in a wheelchair and I can do stand-up comedy, oh wait...
What do blind kids and orphans have in common?
Both can't see their parents.
What do you call a physically disabled man who is sitting on the toilet inside the handicapped stall inside the men's restroom?
Sex worker.
Why do orphans not know if they're lactose intolerant?
Because their dad never came back with milk.
An old man and a child are walking into the woods. Suddenly, they stop.
"Mister," the child says, "I'm scared, these woods are dark and creepy..."
The old man says, "How do you think I feel? I have to walk back alone!"