Do jokes
What do you call an orphan in a wheelchair running into fire?
Hot wheels.
Why do orphans not like July 24th??
Because it's Parents Day.
If I'm holding a cricket ball in each hand, what do I have?
A really fucking huge cricket.
What do Emos say when they trick-or-treat?
"Boo-hoo!"
If you are ever mad, punch an orphan.
What are they going to do? Tell their parents?
Memes
Why do trees never call emo kids? Because they always hang up on them.
Why do emo kids not get phones? Because the phone dies before them.
What do you call a black man in the dark?
- Nothing.
What do you call 6 gay men having a fight?
Rainbow Six Siege
What do you call a cow that skydives without a parachute?
Ground beef.
Why do an emo's parents not let them cook, because they are afraid they will cut themselves?
Why do orphans eat their breakfast with water?
Because their dad didn't come back with the milk.
My sister told me she liked Medusa.
I said, "Huh?"
My sister said my blow jobs are so good she looks up at the guy's facial expression, and when they look down, they do nothing but stay still.
What do Indians call their father when they are born?
Data.
What do you call a lanky yellow man with abnormally large ears? Zac! Hahahahahahahahahahah
When do Americans answer their door?
Once freedom rings! ❤️🤍💙
Q: Why can't orphans do homework? A: They don't have a home to do it at.
If you're bored, punch an orphan. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
Why do risky people have cats?
So they have 10 lives with them.
Me: Do you like smash?
Friend: Smash Rolls?
Me: No, Smash DEEZ NUTS!
Friend: AHHHHH (*moans)