Do jokes
What do you call an imposter octopus?
Octosus.
What do you call a special ed class that’s flooded?
Vegetable soup.
What do orphans and sperm donor kids have in common? They don't have dads.
What do you call somebody in America that is smart?
An immigrant.
Why do orphans love boomerangs?
Because they always return.
Memes
Me every day
What do birds and children have in common?
If you shoot them, they die.
Sonic says... April 1st is the best day to do a school shooting. They will think it’s a joke! 😃
How do you get 50 hungry kids into a box? You put a can of beans in there.
How do you get 50 hungry kids out of a box? You run past with a can opener.
What do orphans do after they win a game?
Nothing, they have no one to play games with.
Why is it ok to hit an orphan? It’s not like they can tell their parents.
Why do orphans love boomerangs? Because they come back.
What do you call a fake speedrunner?
Dream.
Why do girls scratch their eyes in the morning?
Because they don't have another pair of balls.
Ok, now I'm not good at telling jokes, but this one is not too bad. One cunt said to another cunt, "Do you get cold at night?"
"Fuck no, cunt," the first cunt said, "Why?"
"I have a built-in set of vertical curtains to keep the cold out, cunt!" xx
Where do gorillas get all the "pussy" from? The strip club, which is called "Poker Kong Night."
You and me went up to stab your father. He was out, do not pout. They are coming after.
Why do orphans play GTA?
To make them feel wanted.
What can a dwarf do standing up that a tall person can't do standing up?
Give a blowjob.
What do you call it when Neil Armstrong started cuming in space?
The Milky Way.
What do you call an abo with a shotgun?
Sir.
What do you call an orphanage that's not an orphanage?
A homeless shelter.