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What do lesbians and mechanics have in common?

They both use strap on tools.

What do you call a donkey and a potato?

Assround

What do you call the door that is cute and adorable?

What do you call a special needs kid with a motorcycle?

Motor disease.

What is the difference between men and women?

Men have 2 heads, women have 4 lips because men do all the thinking, and women do all the talking.

What do you call a person that is both Black and Hispanic and was born on Wednesday? Miérkoolaids.

Q: Where do you bury the people killed in 9/11?

A: It's already done for you.

Why did the blonde have sex with a Mexican?

Her teacher told her that she had to do an essay.

What do you call a nosy Mexican?

That's nacho business.

What do Drew Bledsoe and the Twin Towers have in common?

They both got taken out by two jets.

What do you call it when Panera Bread commits genocide?

Panera bloodshed.

What do you call it when someone lies to Panera Bread?

Panera misled.

Person with no arms: Even though I have no arms, I can do anything you guys can.

Me: If you're happy and you know it, clap your hands. 👏👏 If you're happy and you know it, clap your hands. 👏👏

Person with no arms: 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

What do you call a paraplegic stuck in a tower?

In trouble!

I can’t take my dog to the park anymore.

Why?

The ducks keep trying to eat him.

Why would they do that?

Because he’s pure-bread.

What do you call a 5th grader with no friends?

Sandy Hook survivor.

What do you call a group of Alabama superheroes?

The Incredibles.

How do you knock out 26 kids in one punch?

Give them a Sandy Hook.

My friends in my friend group say that I am quiet and I don't do anything bad. I proved them wrong by murdering the leader of it.

What do you get when you cross a corrupt lawyer with a crooked politician?

Chelsea Clinton.