Essay memes

Why did the girl rage badly when she got an D- on her essay?

Because the teacher said she missed all her periods.

I laughed when I realized that my suicide letter is way longer than my sibling's college essay.

The teacher called Little Johnny to her desk. She said: “This essay you’ve written about your pet dog is exactly the same essay your brother has written.”

“Of course it is,” said Johnny. “It’s the same dog.”