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What do you call a Terrorist in a wheel chair?

RCXD in bound

So the man asks me, "Jesus, how do you want your steak?"

So I said, "Well done, my good faithful servant, well done."

What do you call a sad coffee?

Despresso.

What do you call an orphan with parents?

I don't know... what?

Kidnapped. :)

Do you know what the "W" in Africa stands for? Water!

What can't orphans do?

Be homosexual because they have no home.

Why do orphans hate Dom Toretto?

Because they hate how he cares about family.

Roses are red, violets are blue, Pornhub is down, your mum's Facebook will do.

Do you like CDs?

There's this really cool one called "C Deez Nuts."

Why do orphans want to be dogs?

Because they want their own bed and food.

What music do depressed people listen to?

"I Believe I Can Fly."

How do you bury a prostitute?

In a Y-shaped coffin.

Q: What did the cannibal do after he dumped his girlfriend?

A: He wiped his ass.

What do you call a dinosaur with good eyesight?

Do you think he saw us?

What do a pimp and a farmer have in common?

They both need a hoe to stay in business.

What do you say to a kid in a trash compactor?

You looking a little square.

Gwen, if you're reading this, the link I sent is for you and your boyfriend to chat and stuff. No one shall bother you! Pinky pinky!

Btw, do you know how I am cause if do then I am related to Kenya and my name starts with T? Don't worry, just chat with your boyfriend.

What kind of shoes do pedophiles wear?

White Vans!

How do you fix a cracked pumpkin? With a pumpkin patch!

What do you call a dumb and mean crocodile?

A crookodile.