Do jokes
What do 3-year-old boys say after going to confession?
"My bum hurts!"
Boy: The principal is so dumb!
Girl: Do you know who I am?
Boy: No...
Girl: I am the principal's daughter!
Boy: Do you know who I am?
Girl: No...
Boy: Good! *Walks away*
How do you blindfold an Asian?
You use dental floss.
What do an Apple company and an orphanage have that are different?
Apples actually get picked... Unlike little Timmy here... He's been here for 16 years.
What do you get when you put a baby in a blender?
A boner.
Memes
What do you call a fat person in a wheelchair?
A broken wheelchair.
"Among Us" is a game (Skeld) where there is an imposter trying to hijack the ship and kill everyone. Does this sound similar to September 11, 2001?
What do you call a blank piece of paper?
Women's rights.
What do you call a rare fart in Egypt? A toot uncommon!
What do you call a dolphin in the woods? Dead.
What do you call a wheelchair user in a fire?
Hot Wheels.
I love telling jokes about orphans.
What are they gonna do, tell their parents?
What do you call a white kid who kills another?
Russia vs Ukraine hahaha.
What do you call a selfie of an orphan?
A family photo.
What mental disorder do all Mexicans have?
Borderline Personality Disorder.
Why do orphans want to be gay?
So they have someone to call "Daddy."
What do you call a gay dinosaur?
A mega-sore-ass.
Where do you order nonbinary pizza?
Little xe/xyrs.
What do dark humor and kids with cancer have in common? They never get old.
How do you break up blind people in a fight? Scream, "I put my money on the guy with the knife!"