Do jokes
Why do orphans only have Samsung's? Because they don't have a home button.
Me: Hey, that's a really heavy bag, do you have a lot of books and magazines in there?
The Quiet Kid: Yeah, magazines.....
My wife of 60 years told me, "Let's go upstairs and make love."
I just sighed and said, "Choose one, I can't do both."
Why do orphans eat their cereal with water?
Because their dad never came back with the milk! 😂🤣
Why do orphans love elevators?
They raise people!
Memes
Halloween joke:
What do you get when you cross a vampire with a teacher?
A blood test.
What do you do if your online friend wants to commit suicide? You can't do anything, he's already on line.
Me: Hey, do you want to meet my grandma?
Friend: Yeah, sure.
Me: *pulls out gun*
What do we want? A cure for obesity.
When do we want it? After lunch.
Why do trans women go by she/her?
Because if they went by her/she, they'd be Hershey's.
What do you call someone who makes a joke about society?
The Joker.
What do a baby and a grenade have in common? They both make loud noises when thrown.
How do you make an orphan's hands bleed?
You tell it to clap until his/her parents are back.
What do you call it when a man wants food in Panera?
Panera bread serving food.
Why do orphans love chips?
Because they're all family sized.
Why do orphans live in an orphanage?
Answer: Because they are wanted there.
What do you call a woman with one leg?
Eileen.
How do you take care of all the babies you just crushed with your car?
Open a pizza shop 🍕
Do you know the phrase, “One man’s trash is another man’s treasure?” Wonderful saying, horrible way to find out that you were adopted.
What do you call a gay guy on the BBQ?
LGBBQ.