Do jokes
What do you call the penises of gay men that are in wheelchairs?
Meals on wheels 😋😍🌭🌭🌭🌭🌭
If prostitution had a tax-exempt status, and if an adult bookstore had a tax-exempt status because of a glory hole, churches would have to do something else to keep their tax-exempt status to avoid the risk of going out of business.
Why do bees have sticky hair? They always use honeycombs.
What do you call 6 gay men going to war?
Rainbow 6 Siege.
what do you call it when you get married in Panera Bread?
Panera Wed.
Memes
What do fish take to stay healthy?
Vitamin Sea.
What do you say to your sister when she's crying? -- "Are you having a crisis?"
What do you call a Chinese man with one leg? "Tie won shu."
What do you call a single bisexual?
All bi myself.
What do you call a Chinese man with a camera?
Phill Ming.
What’s the worst thing to do at a funeral?
The corpse.
What do you call a Mexican midget?
A paragraph, because he’s not a full Esé.
Nobody
Literally nobody
Gordan Ramsey: do you need me to bring Hitler back to life so he can show you how to use a fucking oven?
What do you call a chair that smokes weed?
A high chair.
What do you call 2 octopuses that look exactly the same? -- Identical.
Q: What did the elephant say to the naked man?
A: How do you breathe through that little thing?
What's the only time you can do almost whatever you want?
When you have a gun in your hand.
What do you call a terrorist in a wheelchair?
RC-XD incoming.
what do you call 6 gay men in WWII?
Rainbow Six Siege.
What's the best thing you can do if you're feeling lonely?
Watch a scary movie. You won't feel lonely anymore.