Do jokes
Doctor: "I'm sorry, but you suffer from a terminal illness and only have 10 to live."
Patient: "What do you mean 10? 10 what? months? weeks?"
Doctor: "9, 8, 7..."
What do you call a feminist? A Karen.
Hey girl, do you like Harry Potter?
Because I want to wingardium leviosa up that skirt, alohamora those legs open, and aqua erupto inside of your leaky cauldron.
Why do dwarfs laugh when they run?
Because the grass tickles their balls.
Why do people want to jump off buildings?
Because they want to become Superman.
Memes
How do prisoners call each other? Cell phones.
Q. How do U get the emo out of the tree?
A. Cut the rope.
Do you want to know the most racist game? Chess. You wanna know why? Because they never let black go first. I wonder why... lmao.
Why do orphans only eat cereal with water?
Because their dad never came back with the milk.
Do you know what's the difference between a knife and a girl's argument?
A knife has a point.
Imagine being such a low life that you need people to roast you to have stuff to do.
What do you call a mouse with sneakers?
Squeakers!
What does the Gay Garlic do when it gets hot? It takes it's CLOVES off. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Like if you LOL every time 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
what do sloths and depressed people have in common? ... they both hang from trees.
If you're ever down one day, just go to the orphanage and bully an orphan because what is he going to do about it? He has no parents.
what do you call a cow that fell?
Ground beef.
What do you call an Irish man that breaks up fights?
Liam Malone.
What do you call a zombie?
Nothing because zombies aren’t real, and if they were, you would be dead.
What do you call an army of disabled people?
Special forces.
What do you call it when an Arab girl has an abortion?
Removing a bomb.