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Why do orphans not care about sleep? Because they have no one to wake up to.
What do you call it when an orphan takes a selfie?
A family portrait.
What do you call identical tall people? Twin Towers.
I went to the “lists of women” page on Wikipedia and it was blank.
Either, Wikipedia is proving women do not exist or John Cena decided to come out as transgender.
If you're bored, punch an orphan.
What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
Memes
Where do T. Rexes shop? Dino-stores.
Why do emo kids love dressing up on Halloween so much?
It's their last holiday for them, but at least they're still hanging on...
A homeless kid walked up to another kid and said, "I have what you don't." He said, "(Parents)."
And the kid said, "Your right, I do have parents," and walked away.
Why do orphans hate geometry? Cuz it reminds them that their parents are poley-gone.
What do you call two Mexicans playing ping pong? Juan on Juan.
What do you call a white man sandwiched between two black men in a blue sleeping bag?
An Oreo.
What do you get when you cross a shark and a computer? Computer bytes!
How do parents punish their blind kid? They move the bed.
What do you call a kid named Caitlyn?
My best friend.
Emos do take shots of themselves... not with a camera, though.
What do you call an Italian with a rubber toe?
Roberto.
Why do orphans play GTA? To get wanted.
What do you call a picture of an orphan?
A family portrait.
How do you help a starving cannibal?
You give him a hand!
Why do fathers take an extra pair of socks when they go golfing?
In case they get a hole in one!