Do jokes
What do you call terrorists in a wheelchair?
An RCXD.
It’s true women do make less money than men.
But it’s their fault because they choose the lower paying jobs. Men, for example, choose the higher paying jobs like doctor or lawyer. Whereas women choose the lower paying jobs like women doctor and women lawyer.
What do you call an 18 year old orphan?
Homeless.
How do you know Johnny Depp finished his meal?
When you see fifty empty bottles of wine on his front doorstep.
So if you are bored, punch an orphan.
What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?🙄🙄
Memes
Dad: Here you go son, all your toys have gone to the orphanage.
Son: Why, Dad?
Dad: You would be bored there if there was not anything to do.
Q: Why do clowns always get into fights?
A: Because they have the balls to.
If someone burns to death, do they get a discount at the crematorium?
Why do cow milking stools only have three legs?
Because the cow has the udder!
What do you call a woodpecker without a beak?
A headbanger.
What do you call a white kid at the back of the class?
School shooter.
I know the voices in my head aren't real, but man, do they have some good ideas.
What do we want? Racecar noises!
When do we want them? NEOWWWWW!
Why aren't apple chargers called apple juice? Also, how do you throw away trash cans?
I work as an IT technician. The other day, I had to fix Cristiano Ronaldo’s laptop. He pointed to a message on the screen saying, “Do you consent to cookies?” He said that he doesn’t eat cookies and doesn’t know what consent means, so that’s why he called me.
Why do orphans cry at insurance places?
They got offered the family plan.
What did the depressed kid do in P.E.? They played with the jump rope, but they used it the wrong way.
What do you call 2 lesbians in a canoe?
Fur Traders.
What do you call depressed coffee?
Despresso ;)
What do you call an orphan family photo?
A selfie.