Do jokes
What do you call an obese man with bipolar? Twins.
When do you know you are getting a good deal on a boat? -- When there's a sail on it.
What did the woman do when the armed police officer raped her?
Freeze.
What do you call 2 spies fucking?
Undercover.
What do a bag of chips and a gun have in common?
When you pull either one out in class, everyone all of a sudden wants to be your friend...
Memes
What do you call a short cow in tall grass? Udderly tickled :)
What do McDonald's and a priest have in common? They both put their meat in 10 year old buns.
Do you know the difference between toilet paper and a shower curtain?
So you're the one!
Q: How do you make a door cry?
A: Twist its knob.
What do you call a black person in a dark room?
Invisible.
What did Cinderella do when she got the ball?
She gagged and took it like a champ.
Q: What did Donald Trump say after America gave him the boot?
A: What am I supposed to do with one boot?
What do you call a white duck?
A quacker.
How do you punish a blind man?
Leave the plunger in the toilet.
Where do alien cows come from?
- The Milky Way.
What do you call an atheist bone? -- A blasfemur.
How do you stop your newspaper from flying away in the wind? -- Use a news anchor.
What do you call a cow with two legs?
Answer: Your mom.
Q: How do you get a one armed person out of a tree?
A: You wave at them.
What do you call a mountain of kittens?
A meowtain.