Do jokes
What do cows eat for breakfast? -- Moosli.
What do you call a frozen communist?
Hammer and popsicle.
What do you call a mouse that doesn't like being known about?
Anonymouse.
what do you call a drunken sailer?
arrested.
What do you call an ex eating Taco Bell?
Explosion.
Memes
What do you call it when Hitler abuses his wife?
Adolf Hit Her.
What do you do when you see a kid alone? You beat them up and say, "It was self-defense!"
What do you call being run over by Michael Jackson?
Being hit by... Being struck by... A smooth criminal.
What do Michael Jackson and Tesco carrier bags have in common? They’re both made out of plastic and harmful to children.
What do emo kids and bats have in common?
They both hang from trees.
what do you call a shadow stalker REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Why do midgets laugh when they run?
Because the grass tickles their balls.
What do sheep wear to the beach?
A baa-kini.
What do rats like on their birthday? Mice cream and cake.
Where do Down syndrome kids go shopping downtown?
How do you circumcise a redneck?
Kick his sister in the chin.
What do you call a blonde in a freezer?
Her parents called her Cindy, so we should probably continue calling her that. She was supposed to graduate tomorrow.
What do trans men and Pinocchio have in common?
Both are lying when they say "I'm a real boy."
(I'm a trans man myself lol)
How do you know when your girlfriend is too young?
You have to make airplane noises to get her to open her mouth.
Sorry.
Do you know why pedos get away with molesting orphans? Who are they gonna tell? Not their parents.