Do jokes
What do you not want to do when it comes to giving an emo a job?
Showing them the ropes.
Why do orphans have water with cereal? Because their dad never came back with the milk.
When midgets smoke weed, do they get high or do they get medium?
How do you circumsize a hillbilly?
Kick his mother in the jaw
What's the worst thing about committing suicide? You can only do it once.
What's the only regret you would have when you eventually kill yourself? It wasn't sooner.
Memes
Why do the French eat snails?
They don't like fast food.
What do you call a dog with no legs?
It don't matter what you call it. It ain't coming.
What do milk and Make-A-Wish kids have in common? They both have expiration dates.
Bob and Brad loved baseball. When Brad was dying, Bob asked Brad to see if there was baseball in heaven. Brad died, and two weeks later, Bob woke up to Brad's voice. Brad said, "I've got good news. They do have baseball in heaven. Bad news is that you're up to bat next."
How do you get Carrie Underwood to dehydrate fast?
Tell her that all the water supplies contain the COVID vaccine.
What game do emo kids love the most? Hangman.
When dwarfs get high, do they just get medium?
I was having issues in my personal and professional life. I hated everyone. I was on the brink of a mental breakdown and depression. I decided to see a therapist about it. The therapist suggested that I should write letters to the people I hate and then burn them. I must admit I feel much better...
But now I don't know what to do with the letters.
A man walks into a library and says to the librarian, "Do you have that book for men with small penises?"
The librarian looks on her computer and says, "I don't know if it's in yet."
"Yeah, that's the one!"
What do you do when life gives you lemons? Slit your wrist and give a lemon a twist. ššš
Q: How do you know when an Asian broke into your house?
A: Your math homework is done, your computer is upgraded, and 2 hours later he's still trying to back out of the driveway.
Boy goes to Confession.
Boy: "What are you doing, father?"
Priest: "It's called masturbation and soon you will be doing it."
Boy: "Why do you say that, father?"
Priest: "'Cause my hand is getting tired."
Do you know why God created wars? To teach Americans geography.
What do you call a dog with no legs? -- Doesn't matter what you call him, he's not coming.
What do you say to a one-legged hitchhiker?
Hop in.