Do jokes
What do incest families do on Halloween?
Pumpkin.
How do you get four prostitutes on one chair?
You turn it upside down.
I don't always like to tell dwarf jokes. But when I do, I like to keep them short.
How do you know that the U.S. sucks at chess?
They lost two towers.
what do you call a suicide bomber that loves water? a bath bomb.
Memes
What do Pink Floyd and Princess Diana have in common?
Their last big hit was the wall.
What do Catholic priests and JCPenny's have in common?
Little boys' pants half off.
Me: If a skinny person goes skinny dipping, then what do fat people do?
My friend: Chunky dunks.
What do you call an Asian who can't hear?
Wha U Sai
How do you cut ancient Rome in half?
With a pair of Caesars.
How do you find a blind man at a nude beach?
It isn't hard.
What do a crippled person's legs and the Twin Towers have in common? They both went down and never came back up.
Why do orphans like Batman? They are 50% like him.
*on a date*
me - "I get to work with animals all day."
her - "How sweet! What do you do?"
me - "I'm a butcher."
How do you win an argument against a emo? kick the chair.
Q: Do you know why people don't like abortion jokes?
A: Because they leave people with a feeling of emptiness inside.
What did Hellen Keller do when she fell in a hole?
She screamed until her hands got tired.
Why do gay kids always fail exams ? Becuz they can't think straight
What do the twin towers and genders have in common? There used to be two, now they're a sensitive topic.
I don't get why cancer is so hard to beat. I'm already on stage 4.