DNA testing jokes

Son: “Dad, did you get the results of the DNA test back?”

Dad: “Call me George.”

An orphan walks into a science lab. The lead scientist greets him and takes him to a DNA testing station. After some procedures, the results come back:

"UNKNOWN"

The retards take the ancestry tests at 24andMe.com.

"Oh daddy," the kid said. "I love you so much!"

"Hey," the man responded. "Until we get the DNA test results, I'm just Harry to you!"