DNA testing jokes

"Oh daddy," the kid said. "I love you so much!"

"Hey," the man responded. "Until we get the DNA test results, I'm just Harry to you!"

Son: “Dad, did you get the results of the DNA test back?”

Dad: “Call me George.”

The retards take the ancestry tests at 24andMe.com.

An orphan walks into a science lab. The lead scientist greets him and takes him to a DNA testing station. After some procedures, the results come back:

"UNKNOWN"

Why can't you solve a murder in Alabama?

All the DNA is identical and there are no dental records.

I got my COVID test today, it says 50. What does that mean? Also, my IQ test came back positive.