DNA testing jokes

"Oh daddy," the kid said. "I love you so much!"

"Hey," the man responded. "Until we get the DNA test results, I'm just Harry to you!"

Son: “Dad, did you get the results of the DNA test back?”

Dad: “Call me George.”

The retards take the ancestry tests at 24andMe.com.

An orphan walks into a science lab. The lead scientist greets him and takes him to a DNA testing station. After some procedures, the results come back:

"UNKNOWN"

when you use ancestry.com instead of tinder.

As siblings, we always joke about being adopted. It stops being funny when you're playing in your parents' room and find both of your adoption papers.

Father: "Son, you were adopted."

Son: "What?! I knew it! I want to meet my biological parents!"

Father: "We are your biological parents. Now pack up, the new ones will pick you up in 20 minutes."

I got my COVID test today, it says 50. What does that mean? Also, my IQ test came back positive.

How to tell your kid he's adopted:

Son, I'm a virgin.