Forensic Science jokes
Why did the CSI team have to go to the "Purple Rain" shoot?
Because they had to dust for Prince! hahaha
I have a question: Does aging affect corpses, too?
Just asking to know if I still count as a pedophile or not!
An orphan walks into a science lab. The lead scientist greets him and takes him to a DNA testing station. After some procedures, the results come back:
"UNKNOWN"
11:45 - Arrived at crime scene.
11:45 - Examined body. Signs of struggle.
11:45 - Found murder weapon in drain.
11:45 - Realized watch was broken.
If you push someone that's bullying, if you kill someone that's murder, if there is no evidence it's nothing.
Three citizens were going through an exam to become agents of the FBI. Their instructor handed the first guy a gun in a room with his wife and said he had to shoot her. He walked out in shame and said he couldn't do it. The second guy had the same scenario. He put the gun up, but couldn't pull the trigger, so he walked out in shame. The third guy was put in the same scenario. He walked out and told the instructor, "The gun wasn't loaded, I had to strangle the bitch."
The retards take the ancestry tests at 24andMe.com.
I hate double standards. Burn a body at a crematorium and youβre being a respectful friend.
But do it at home and youβre destroying evidence.