Forensic Science jokes

I hate double standards. Burn a body at a crematorium and you’re being a respectful friend.

But do it at home and you’re destroying evidence.

I have a question: Does aging affect corpses, too?

Just asking to know if I still count as a pedophile or not!

Why did the CSI team have to go to the "Purple Rain" shoot?

Because they had to dust for Prince! hahaha

I hate these double standards.

If you burn a body at a crematorium you're "doing a good job". If you do it at home you're "destroying evidence".

If you push someone that's bullying, if you kill someone that's murder, if there is no evidence it's nothing.

Why can't you solve a murder in Alabama?

All the DNA is identical and there are no dental records.

when you use ancestry.com instead of tinder.

A wife asked her husband why he cheated on her. His reply was, "She was just lying there naked on the table, what was I supposed to do?" The wife replies, "Perform the fucking autopsy!"