Forensic Science jokes
I hate double standards. Burn a body at a crematorium and you’re being a respectful friend.
But do it at home and you’re destroying evidence.
Why did the CSI team have to go to the "Purple Rain" shoot?
Because they had to dust for Prince! hahaha
I have a question: Does aging affect corpses, too?
Just asking to know if I still count as a pedophile or not!
11:45 - Arrived at crime scene.
11:45 - Examined body. Signs of struggle.
11:45 - Found murder weapon in drain.
11:45 - Realized watch was broken.
If you push someone that's bullying, if you kill someone that's murder, if there is no evidence it's nothing.
The retards take the ancestry tests at 24andMe.com.
I hate these double standards.
If you burn a body at a crematorium you're "doing a good job". If you do it at home you're "destroying evidence".
How do you make sure a rape victim doesn’t testify against you?
Kill her first.