Disappearing act jokes

My black friend turned off the lights and suddenly disappeared.

What do magicians and prostitutes have in common?

Answer: disappearing acts.

At what point does a joke become a dad joke?

When it disappears and never returns home.

A Spanish magician is trying the disappearing trick. He counts "Uno, dos..." and leaves no trace.

I don't know, my friend did it.

Raaj went up to his mom and said, "I bet you 10 dollars I can disappear." Then he turned off the lights.

How do I make my dick disappear?

I put it in your dad.

There was a news story the other day where a magician disappeared. He was like "At the count of 3 I will disappear aight...Uno, Dos," and he disappeared without a trace.

Once upon a time, there was a magician named Daniel. He usually did gigs for children, and this time he was working at a kid's birthday party. He walked in and said, "Hi boys and girls, my name is Daniel." He performed multiple tricks, each one amazing the children. Then, he said, "And for my final trick; I will disappear!" He lifted up a blanket and when it fell down he was gone.

Then, the birthday boy said, "Hey, he's like my dad."

"Really?" asked a little girl.

"I guessed?" he said back, "My dad wasn't a magician, but he disappeared. I haven't seen him since...."

My dad was a master of art. He was compared to Houdini due to his skill of disappearing.

A Mexican magician said he would disappear on the count of three. He said, "Uno, dos," and disappeared without a tres!