Disappearing act jokes

At what point does a joke become a dad joke?

When it disappears and never returns home.

My black friend turned off the lights and suddenly disappeared.

Raaj went up to his mom and said, "I bet you 10 dollars I can disappear." Then he turned off the lights.

My dad was a master of art. He was compared to Houdini due to his skill of disappearing.

How do I make my dick disappear?

I put it in your dad.

A Spanish magician is trying the disappearing trick. He counts "Uno, dos..." and leaves no trace.

I don't know, my friend did it.

What do magicians and prostitutes have in common?

Answer: disappearing acts.