Four men were asked if they could have something with their cousin for €500.
The first replied: "For 500€? Of course!"
The second said: "I'd do it for free!"
The third replied: "I would even give her 200€!"
The fourth replied: "With my ex? Never!"
It's like your hairline and your forehead had a disagreement.
Why can't religion and science agree
Because science creates skyscrapers and religion combines with skyscrapers
my ex wanted to humiliate me in front of her friends. so she said i was usless in bed. should have seen her face when they all disagreed.
you and your sister always get into a fight a she says "i dont care" then you say right away "about you"
When I finished high school, I wanted to take my graduation money and buy myself a motorcycle, but my mom said no.
See, she had a brother who died in a horrible motorcycle accident when he was eighteen, and I could just have his motorcycle.
Why do some couples make their status "single" after a small argument? Like, I don't put "orphan" after I get into an argument with my family.
I was pretty tight friends with my butt plug. But then we had a falling-out.
Why did the cow not want to talk to the other cow? Because they had beef with each other.
