WHat store has the most vegetables... A nursing home
whats steven hawkins favourite meal?
his shoulder
What happens when Steven hawking dies?
Take his I pad to cash convertes
How do chinese people play in spy?
They cant
What's Hellen Keller call her dog?
NAUSHFBUYGWF
Why are quadriplegics so unsympathetic? Because they only have feeling in %10 of their body.
There once was a little girl named Sarah with no arms and legs. *knock knock* Who's there! Not Sarah.
what do you get after a leper has a hot bath.... porridge.
Im doing a charity bungee jump for the local disabled. Its called spastics on elastics
yo mama
What did the Chinese family name their retarded kid? Something Wong
a man with no arms is tasked with a lot of jobs then he says to his boss, i cant handle all of this,.
you
They have a new line of socks for paraplegics.
They are so comfortable they can't even feel them.
Cunt
What do you call a rich Chinese man? Ching Ching
Why did the girl never go upstairs ? Because she had no legs .
Why did the girl fall off the swing. Because she had no arms!
your mom
How do u know Stephen hawking is having a seizures - he spills coffee on his I pad
