Dip jokes
Me: If a skinny person goes skinny dipping, then what do fat people do?
My friend: Chunky dunks.
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Your momma is so fat that she can't even go skinny dipping.
What is an angel's favorite kind of tortilla chip dip?
GuacaHOLY!
I dipped my hand in red food dye, so I said, "Looks like I’ve been caught red-handed!"
What do you call a Mexican Baptism?
Bean Dip.