Dip jokes

Me: If a skinny person goes skinny dipping, then what do fat people do?

My friend: Chunky dunks.

Your momma is so fat that she can't even go skinny dipping.

What is an angel's favorite kind of tortilla chip dip?

GuacaHOLY!

I dipped my hand in red food dye, so I said, "Looks like I’ve been caught red-handed!"

What do you call a Mexican Baptism?

Bean Dip.