Difference

Difference Jokes

Woman

Why do women rub their eyes when they wake up?

'Cause they don't got balls to scratch.

Orphan

What's the difference between an orphan dying and a bag of groceries being dropped?

While most agree that both are unfortunate, people actually care when they drop their groceries.

Priest

What is the difference between the subway guy and a priest?

The subway guy didn’t get away with it...

Life

You know what the difference between Kobe Bryant and Russell Westbrook is?

He wears 0 and Kobe has 0 lives left.

Autism

What's the difference between Autism and Gender?

Autism is on a spectrum.

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  • Shit

    You know if you poo on the toilet at 11:59 PM...

    Then at 12:01 AM, it's just the same shit, different day...

    Hole

    What's the difference between being gay and straight? Well, it is the hole.

    Rest

    What's the difference between me and the rest of America?

    I love one and hate the other.

    Light switch

    What’s the difference between your wife and a light switch?

    I don’t turn on a light switch.

    Orphan

    What’s the difference between an orphan and a flower?

    One is beautiful.

    Parent

    What’s the difference between the twin towers and your parents?

    Nothing, they are both just memories.

    Parent

    What's the difference between the Twin Towers and your parents?

    Nothing. They are both just memories.

    Orphan

    What's the difference between an orphan and Stuart Little?

    Stuart Little got chosen!

    Orphan

    Why can't orphans play baseball? Because there's no home.

    What is the difference between an apple tray and an orphan? The apples get picked.

    Gay Man

    What's the difference between a good TV show and a gay man?

    One makes your day and one makes your whole week.

    Dwarf

    What's the difference between a dwarf and a Japanese man?

    I don't know, you tell me.