What's the difference between a hamster and a cigarette? They're both harmless until you stick them in your mouth and light them on fire
What's the difference between kinky and perverted? Kinky is when you tickle your girlfriend with a feather, perverted is when you use the whole bird.
What’s the difference between a Catholic priest and a zit? A zit will wait until you’re twelve before it comes on your face.
whats the difference between life and death......life hurts
Whats the difference between an emo kid and an onion? You cry when you cut an onion.
What is bigger than an elephant but smaller than an elephant?
I different sized elephant
What's the difference between onions and children? Nothing, when you cut one everyone around you cries.
What's the difference between my girlfriend and my uncle? my girlfriend didn't go to jail for loving me.
What's a difference between a apple and a emo kid? one falls while the other hangs.
What's the difference between a depressed person and a pizza? Pizza won't cut itself.
What's the difference between a bird and a kid on makes it off the roof.
46. I made a website for orphans. It doesn’t have a home page.
52. What’s the difference between a Lamborghini and a dead body? I don’t have a Lamborghini in my garage.
54. What is the difference between Iron man and Iron Woman? One is a superhero and the other is a simple command.
19. It’s important to establish a good vocabulary. If I had known the difference between the words “antidote” and “anecdote,” one of my best friends would still be alive.
What's the difference between property and women? At least property still retain some value after getting wrecked
Whats the difference between a emo and a prisoner
The prisoner
What’s the difference between jail and my basement?
Some people are let out of jail
What the difference between a set slave and a goat?
I don't have a sex slave in my basement...
What is the difference between a puppy and a fork?
I don’t microwave forks
What is the difference between a detective company and a man with eyes on his butt?
One has a private eye, and the other has eyed privates
Q:What’s the difference between orphans and apples? A: apples get pcked
