What's the difference between your mom and a mosquito?
Answer: The mosquito stops sucking if you slap hard enough
What's the difference between a used condom and the UCP? The condom was actually useful at one point.
What is the difference between jesus and the devil? When the devil came to earth he was the one with the nail gun.
what's the difference between 8 and 9? when you have the 9, everyone wants to be your friend
Whats the difference between Vin Diesel and a orphan
Vin Diesel actually has family
What's the difference between an orphan and a corpse? One of them has someone to mourn them.
Whats the difference between Michael Jackson and a dead pedophile. Nothing.
What's the difference between Stephen Hawking and his wheelchair ? At least his wheelchair can pull a woman.
What's white on top and black on the bottom? Society.
"do you know the differance between wallpaper and toilet paper" replys "no" "gross"
Howard abortion and rape different? At least the rape victim usually deserves it and isn't defenseless.
What’s the difference between a dog and parents?
If an orphan calls their name only the dog comes back.
What is the difference between orphans and serial killers serial killers are wanted
We’ve got to celebrate our differences 👻🤝🐵🤝🍚🤝🌮🤝💣🤝🏳️🌈🤝🍔🤝🥖🤝🍕
whats the difference between a dad and the twin towers the twin towers went black and never came back and the dad was black and just didn't come back
Q.What's the difference between an abortion clinic and Ubereats? A. The abortion clinic doesn't deliver.
A fireman a policeman and a carpenter went on a fishing trip, the fireman and the policeman both have the same father but different mothers and they are half brothers. But the fireman and the carpenter have the same mother and father but they are not brothers, how is this possible?
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It's important to have a good vocabulary. If I had known the difference between "antidote" and "anecdote", one of my best friends would still be alive
Q: What is the difference between Austin Matthews and a priest
A: One looks like a pedophile and one is a pedophile
What's the difference between jesus and a holy whore, Jesus got pegged against a cross
