Bully: her little Timmy you look like a ugly rat. Timmy: well at least I'm a good chef and I'm in a movie unlike you. Bully: dies from embarrassment đ±
What do the people in heaven thad died on the titanic call the titanic...the dietanic
Why did the joke die? Because it's a meme!
roses are red, violets are blue, my mom and dad died, next you'll be gone to
Today I passed the exams to be a funeral director!
Too bad it's a dying trade. :)
-Dark_Humor
Twin monks who ring the church bells died.
Now they are dead ringers. :)
-Dark_Humor
Also gehen Addison, Gwen und Bradley alle in eine Bar. Dann schreien sie alle an, sie sollen aufhören, Bier zu trinken, weil sie es nicht mögen. Dann schreien sie den Barkeeper an und sagen, er solle das Bier nicht verkaufen, weil sie es nicht mögen. Die Kunden lachen sie als Paviane aus. Was machen Addison, Gwen und Bradley? Sie kommen auf diese Seite und argumentieren, dass Witze zu gemein sind, und weil sie sie nicht mögen, stoppen sie jeden, der sie als WITZ macht. Das Ende
yo mama so ugly she the real reason all the dodos died
How did Helen Keller die? Her ex gave her plutonium and told her to eat it
Q: why do depressed people alway have colored hair?
A: thatâs as close they can get to die
Jesus canât judge gay people, because he got nailed before he died
How did Micheal Jackson die Because he danced like a zombie
Whats the only good part of your crush dying before you have the chance to bang her?
She can't say no!
Yesterday i saw an orphan walking down the street. I asked him if he was ok. He said no so i asked him if he needed help. And he said yes so i let him in my car and said dont worry youâll be home with you parents soon. He said my parents died. I said i know.
God died for your sins, so basically if you don't sin then Jesus died for nothing
Friends are like bananas. If you peel their skin off and eat them, they die.
Your a orphan and blind you have cancer you will die in 3 days merry Xmas
I either want to hang, stab, or shoot myself. I'm dying to choose.
My grandma just died from cancer
My last words to her were âI like your cut gâ
If reincarnation is correct, if you die now, you can be reborn and live a second life. If you were born in Ukraine, you can immediately live a third life.
