Dh jokes

I asked my girlfriend what she wanted to eat, she said nothing. So I brought her to Africa.

What's the quickest way to get to a girl's heart?

What?

Chidori. :)

Why is a group of Uchiha not called the Sharingang?

Why?

Because they're all Sharing... GONE :)

How does an orphan call his parents?

"..."

Why did Naruto stop trying to get at Sakura?

Why?

Because it would be useless. :)

What did Vegeta say to Bulma?

What?

Can I show you my new move? It's called BIG BANG ATTACKKKK! :)