Molecule jokes
Two atoms are walking down the street, and they run into each other. One says to the other, "Are you all right?" "No, I lost an electron!" "Are you sure?" "Yeah, Iβm positive!"
Why does the nucleus feel trapped?
Because itβs inside a cell!
Two scientists walk into a bar. One says, "I want h20." The other said, "I want h20, too." The second scientist died.
Two scientists walk into a bar. The first one asks for a glass of H2O. The second one asks for a glass of H2O, too. The second one dies. Why?
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Yeah, I'm made out of DNA.
β¨ Depression and anxiety β¨
A nucleus walked into a bar. He asked the bartender, βHow much for a drink?β The bartender replied, βFor you, NO CHARGE!β
I asked my lab partner for sodium hypobromate, but he said, "Na Br O."
Why did the electron leave the atom?
Because it had its ion someone else.
Sixteen molecules of sodium walk into a bar. Na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na BATMAN!!!
What's the difference between an enzyme and a hormone?
You can't hear an enzyme, but you can hear a hormone.
Why did the electron leave the atom?
Because it didn't want to be argon.
Q. What did one Iron atom say to the other Iron atom?
A. "We're in the Matrix."
If H2O is the formula for water, what is the formula for ice? H2O cubed.
All real chemists know that alcohol is always a solution.
I did this chemistry joke yesterday, but I didn't get a reaction.
Why did the oxygen molecules walk out of the singles bar with excitement?
Because she got Avogadro's number!
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