Molecule jokes

Two atoms are walking down the street, and they run into each other. One says to the other, "Are you all right?" "No, I lost an electron!" "Are you sure?" "Yeah, I’m positive!"

Why does the nucleus feel trapped?

Because it’s inside a cell!

Two scientists walk into a bar. One says, "I want h20." The other said, "I want h20, too." The second scientist died.

Yeah, I'm made out of DNA.

✨ Depression and anxiety ✨

Two scientists walk into a bar. The first one asks for a glass of H2O. The second one asks for a glass of H2O, too. The second one dies. Why?

A nucleus walked into a bar. He asked the bartender, “How much for a drink?” The bartender replied, “For you, NO CHARGE!”

I asked my lab partner for sodium hypobromate, but he said, "Na Br O."

Why did the electron leave the atom?

Because it had its ion someone else.

Sixteen molecules of sodium walk into a bar. Na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na BATMAN!!!

What's the difference between an enzyme and a hormone?

You can't hear an enzyme, but you can hear a hormone.

Why did the electron leave the atom?

Because it didn't want to be argon.

Q. What did one Iron atom say to the other Iron atom?

A. "We're in the Matrix."

If H2O is the formula for water, what is the formula for ice? H2O cubed.

All real chemists know that alcohol is always a solution.

I did this chemistry joke yesterday, but I didn't get a reaction.

Why did the oxygen molecules walk out of the singles bar with excitement?

Because she got Avogadro's number!

An atom loses an electron... It says, "Man, I really gotta keep an ion them."

Why did the electron leave the atom?

Because it had its ion someone else.

I’d tell a sodium and hydrogen pun, but NaH.

Why did the noble gas cry?

Because all his friends Argon.