Molecule jokes
What's the difference between an enzyme and a hormone?
You can't hear an enzyme, but you can hear a hormone.
Why did the oxygen molecules walk out of the singles bar with excitement?
Because she got Avogadro's number!
If H2O is the formula for water, what is the formula for ice? H2O cubed.
Why did the electron leave the atom?
Because it had its ion someone else.
All real chemists know that alcohol is always a solution.
I did this chemistry joke yesterday, but I didn't get a reaction.
Q. What did one Iron atom say to the other Iron atom?
A. "We're in the Matrix."
Why did the electron leave the atom?
Because it didn't want to be argon.
Two atoms are walking down the street, and they run into each other. One says to the other, "Are you all right?" "No, I lost an electron!" "Are you sure?" "Yeah, I’m positive!"
Sixteen molecules of sodium walk into a bar. Na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na BATMAN!!!
Yeah, I'm made out of DNA.
✨ Depression and anxiety ✨
Why does the nucleus feel trapped?
Because it’s inside a cell!
A nucleus walked into a bar. He asked the bartender, “How much for a drink?” The bartender replied, “For you, NO CHARGE!”
Two scientists walk into a bar. The first one asks for a glass of H2O. The second one asks for a glass of H2O, too. The second one dies. Why?
Atom
Electron
Mole
I asked my lab partner for sodium hypobromate, but he said, "Na Br O."
Two scientists walk into a bar. One says, "I want h20." The other said, "I want h20, too." The second scientist died.
Community talk
One moth ago, on November the twenty fifth, I spoke to someone who I could just talk and talk and talk to. And that person could talk and talk and talk back to me. While that person does have a fondness for yapping, something was just different. She could open up to me about things she kept hidden, and I, the same. I felt like I got something from a talking to that person that I didn’t get out of anyone else. And th… Read more