Molecule

Molecule Jokes

Atom

Two atoms are walking down the street, and they run into each other. One says to the other, "Are you all right?" "No, I lost an electron!" "Are you sure?" "Yeah, I’m positive!"

H20

Two scientists walk into a bar. One says, "I want h20." The other said, "I want h20, too." The second scientist died.

Scientist

Two scientists walk into a bar. The first one asks for a glass of H2O. The second one asks for a glass of H2O, too. The second one dies. Why?

Nucleus

A nucleus walked into a bar. He asked the bartender, β€œHow much for a drink?” The bartender replied, β€œFor you, NO CHARGE!”

Atom

Why did the electron leave the atom?

Because it had its ion someone else.

Sodium

Sixteen molecules of sodium walk into a bar. Na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na BATMAN!!!

Difference

What's the difference between an enzyme and a hormone?

You can't hear an enzyme, but you can hear a hormone.

Atom

Why did the electron leave the atom?

Because it didn't want to be argon.

Atom

Q. What did one Iron atom say to the other Iron atom?

A. "We're in the Matrix."

Water

If H2O is the formula for water, what is the formula for ice? H2O cubed.

Chemistry

All real chemists know that alcohol is always a solution.

I did this chemistry joke yesterday, but I didn't get a reaction.

Excitement

Why did the oxygen molecules walk out of the singles bar with excitement?

Because she got Avogadro's number!