Derogatory term jokes

How do you get a slag from Dundee pregnant?

Spunk in the gutter and let the flies do the work...

John saw a Gay in a wheelchair.

"I didn't know a man could be a fruit and a Vegetable!"

What do you call two guys fighting over a slut?

Tug of whore.

Suck my butts, queer.

What do you call a gay grenade?

A fragette.