Derogatory term jokes

Ahmed is "bombuni guisisni" and Marcus is "bombardilo crocodilo" because Ahmed was late to the plane party and Marcus was first.

What do you call two guys fighting over a slut?

Tug of whore.

How do you get a slag from Dundee pregnant?

Spunk in the gutter and let the flies do the work...

Suck my butts, queer.

What do you call a gay grenade?

A fragette.

John saw a Gay in a wheelchair.

"I didn't know a man could be a fruit and a Vegetable!"