Losers.

i can’t spam on a phone well 😭

MOTHERFUCKER

nah i won

not jake

GRRRRR IM SO ANGRY

I WON.

Anyways

Bro did NOT win

check the post

What should I do?

i won

stalk her back to scare her off

just kidding

g

then what should I do

Like seriously

Bro, ask REDDIT or something

Ask reddit is crazy

Bro Reddit is for gooners

idk is there anyone you can tell that would have authority

lmfao

Ye

You seem WAY more like a Redditor than I do

I have tried

He’s not really wrong…

You cant say that when youre literally a redditor

knight what's she doing that's concerning you

I was then they banned me

have you talked to her?

getting banned from reddit is crazy

You dont know how horrible of a person you have to be to get banned on REDDIT of all places

Reddit is a goon fest

Reddit is SO EASY to get banned from

If you dont follow the rules then yes

^^

gracias 🙏

So she keeps going to my friends and saying shit, like rumors and stuff, getting others involved and having her friends rapidly calling me to the point I had to get my dad to answer and say it was the wrong number, and she hacked into my snap account once, she also ruined a talking stage I had by telling the girl she was a rebound when she wasn’t

de nada mein freund

i forgot spanish so i used half german

konnichiwa amigo

:p

Ye

She said she would

If it persists I'd urge you to escalate things to a more defensive level

Then continued

I have been

It's hard cause you don't know how she might retaliate

hallo mein freund comment allez-vous

She’s also threaten to kill herself and try to emotionally blackmail me

Didn’t work

Mir geht es gut und dir?

insand

*insane

Fr

honestly if it keeps going i wouldn’t get a restraining order but id tell the police cus they can at least scare the shit out of her

I’m so tired of it

She doesn’t care

I’ve tried

Almost everything

Ion wanna switch schools cuz of Ryan and Rey and all my friends

Wait you're in texas?

I go to the same school as them

ich bin anständig

And Ethan did aswell but he switched schools

I miss bro

alr i'll go drive up and scare her

muahaha

wild

lmao

He took my veiny all the time

we should all bombard her door

immer anständig, aber nicht gut :(

Please do

Wait how's the texas phone ban

Violence isn't the answer

Plus it'll probably be worse for you

ja ich habe schüle und das ist nicht sehr gut

and that’s a long drive for me

Like look

oh ja, die Schule ist scheiße

i didn’t check my german w translate so it might be wrong idk

No it's right

That’s her name

ik

Delete that

gotchu

I didn’t mean to show her name

Like

I didn’t hate her when we broke up like Rylee and May

I was chill w her but now

LMAO YOU DATED RYLEE?

Sybau

I was dumb

MY CONDOLENCES BRO

jajaja

😭

she’s the reason I found this site

That girl was insane ngl

Yeah and I kissed that witch

Sadly

ahuh

I wonder how many of her victims actually know everything she gets up to 😭

Me Ethan Ryan

Amy

Uhhhh

there's more than that

Others in school

Uhhhh

that’s j crazy

pretty much everyone in that school from what I remember

Basically

I had to help her with a new relationship every week lmao

that’s insane bro

and even then she'd have like 2 or 3 side dudes every time

nasty

just rotating them out or smth 😭

I was one of those

Didn’t know it

and LYING about it

do yk tyler?

It was my first rls too

He’s my baf

Bsf

rip bro

My like

4th bsf

I wonder if he's the one she was with basically the whole time she dated ethan

No

ah different one then?

I know that much

Yup

Crazy

His names Victor

What about Eli?

Poor dude

Bro….

I think that guys dead lwk

uh oh

Yeah

It's been a while since we talked

He didn't seem to be doing great

You fucking idiot

I’m dipshit

OH

oh

LMAO

Bro

Jake

😭

Your that jak

Jake

Mod jake

LMFAO

lmao

Brother you got perma banned

there it goes

Why you back😭

Lord knows

cus we too cool

yuh

But like

We have to ban you again twin

cool kids all over here

I’m not gonna someone else can

IT WAS OPAL

I GAVE HER MY ACC

YOU GAVE HER YOUR PASSWORD CUH

YEAH

who’s that on bro

CAUSE I LEFT THE SITE

AND DIDN'T SEE MYSELF COMING BACK

You gave her mod powers brother

THE PLACE WAS DEAD ANYWAY

SHE MANIPULATED ME IM THE VICTIM HERE

WAH WAH WAH

Nah your the idiot bro

POOR YOU

You didn’t realize it Eli..?

no...

I was*

But yeah

I thought you were someone else with a hollow knight themed profile I used to know

Nice to hear from you bro

Same to you dude!

Glad you're alr

I wanna change it back same for my name

You need to post an apology for Matt to take pity on you tho dude

Fr

Bro I wasn’t doing bad..

I THOUGHT YOU WERE MAYBE MY MEMORY WAS WRONG

I js don’t like talking to people online it’s js weird

Nah I’m nonchalant frfr

lmao

HI

Shit happens life’s a bitch then you die doesn’t matter to me

that's so nihilistic 😭

real

NO NOT REAL

YES REAL

I’m a atheist anyway

NO.

NOT REAL.

YES.

VERY REAL.

NO.

BAD MAL.

WARUM

WHAT?

WHY

IN GERMAN

WARUM

Funny times

AH

AAAAAAA

Had to scroll so far for that one

stop i got secondhand embarrassment from that whole thing

HOW DID YOU EVEN FIND IT

EVERYTHING I DID BEFORE YESTERDAY

DISREGARD IT

I have one were you had e sex with like 3 ppl on this

JAKE WAS FAKE

IT'S CALLED A MOON FUCK AND IT'S FUNNY AND IRONIC

When you had matching sonic pfps

MOON FUCK WAS SO FUN

WADE WAS THE ONLY PERSON CONFIRMED TO HAVE ESEX

AND CHERRY WEED

I USED TO HAVE SCREENSHOTS

I NEVER DID SUCH A THING

SWEAR ON MY LIFE

I WAS ALWAYS AGAINST IT

PLUS YOU DATED RYLEE THAT'S EASILY A WORSE OFFENSE

CHERRYYYYYY WEEEEEEEDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 🍁🍁🍁🍁🍁🍁🍁🍁🍁🍁🍁🍁🍁🍁🍁🍁🍁🍁🍁🍁🍁🍁🍁🍁🍁🍁🍁🍁🍁🍁🍁🍁🍁🍁🍁🍁🍁🍁🍁🍁🍁🍁🍁🍁🍁🍁🍁🍁🍁🍁🍁🍁🍁🍁🍁🍁🍁🍁🍁🍁🍁🍁🍁🍁🍁🍁🍁🍁🍁🍁🍁🍁🍁🍁🍁🍁🍁🍁🍁🍁🍁🍁🍁🍁🍁🍁🍁🍁🍁🍁🍁🍁🍁🍁🍁🍁🍁🍁🍁🍁🍁🍁🍁🍁🍁🍁🍁🍁🍁🍁🍁🍁🍁🍁🍁🍁🍁🍁🍁🍁🍁🍁🍁🍁🍁🍁🍁🍁🍁🍁🍁🍁🍁🍁🍁🍁🍁🍁🍁🍁🍁🍁🍁🍁🍁🍁🍁🍁

YUMMERS

WHAT WAS THIS I WAS LOOKING AWAY

Holy deflect

Lmao

yall i promise im not this retarded irl i’m somewhat insightful and smart

GENIUS DETECTIVE

WHAT

💀💀💀

AND THERAPIST FRFR GOT A WHOLE NOTE OF AMAZING ADVICR

LMFAO

OH BOY

NO

LOOK OUT FOLKS, MAL'S ASS IS TUMBLING STRAIGHT ON DOWN TO A MOVIE THEATER NEAR YOU THIS FALL

ASSHLEY GET BACK HERE

GIVE THAT SHIT AN ACADEMY AWARD FOR BEST ASS-TRESS

STOP IM DYING

BAHAHAHAHAHS

THE AUDIENCE IS JUST ALL ASSCHEEKS CLAPPING VIGOROUSLY IN SUPPORT

BRO I NEED ASSHLEY

CONGRATULATIONS MAL'S ASS, YOU'RE THE NEXT MERYL STREEP!

ASSRYL STRASS

ASSHLEY VANASS

SCARLETT JOHAN*ASS*ON

ASSGELINA JOLIE

hey

i just ate a cookie

AMY ASSDOMS

and the package said

it contained

nuts

JENNIFER ASSISTON

ASSDAYA

are you alergic

no

i like nuts

Ohhh

I made a comic about 2 squirrels in 4th grade and one of them said that exact phrase

i am a squirrel

how’d you know

OMG NO WAY

I THOUGHT YOU WERE A BUTTERFLY

IM AN ITALIAN SQUIRREL

YESSSSS

i’m also a butterfly

i’m a transformer

SQUIRREL BUTTERFLY?!?!

YES

AKA SQUIRELERFLY

HEY YOU CANT BE SPREADING MY BEAUTIFUL FACE AROUND THE INTERNET

i stand by what i said.

MY APOLOGIES

Mal out of context is insane

HOW DARE YOU

"BABY ASSESSSSS SO CUTEEEE"

IM SO SORRY

one thing that’s no different from my irl is my unhingedness

IT WAS TOO MAGNIFICIENT TO KEEP TO MYSELF

*me

IKIK IM FUCKING STUNNING BUT I FEEL SO UNPROTECTED NOW

YOU BROKE MY TRUST

WHAT CAN I DO TO MAKE IT UP TO YOU

IM ABSOLUTELY DEVASTATED

MAKE ME AN APOLOGY SONG

OK HOLD ON

LEMME GRAB MY GUITAR

ALR IT'S WRITTEN

HOW DO WE DO THIS

I js realized your the other one who had e sex with them aren’t you

CHOP CHOP

genuinely i don’t remember

Crazy works

totally mighta been but idk

i forget which convos i watched vs what i was acc a part of

LEMME RECORD THE SONG

I DONT GOT ALL DAY SMHSMH

oh man

so fierce

ONE MOMENT

I love blue lock now… even tho some of the animations are bad

OOOOOOOOKAYYYYYYY MUSIC MAN

WHY IS MY MIC SO BUSTED HOLD ON

I DEMAND MY APOLOGY

SQUIRELERFLIES ARE NOT PATIENT

ALMOST THERE

Teach me how to play bro

I js started a month ago

SMHSMH

It’s EASY

https://voca.ro/14fTlAw1YUHu

ALR SEE IF THIS WORKS

I THINK IT CUT OFF

BUT IT GETS THE MESSAGE ACROSS

BET

You should be a RAPPER

THAT

IS

THE MOST

BEAUTIFUL THING

lmao

I HAVE EVER HEARD

IN MY WHOLE ENTIRE

I HOPE YOU CAN ACCEPT MY APOLOGY

one sec

OK

6198 DAYS OF LIVING

FAST CALCULATIONS

IT IS VERY ACCEPTED

we love siri

Lol

I sincerely apologize again 🙏

apology accepted

🐿️🦋

YAYYYYYYY\

YIPPEEEEEEEEE

LEMME RECORD ANOTHER

OF WHAT

A SONG

KK

OOO WAIT I FINALLY GOT THE VOICE REV (don’t ask how my thick skulled self just processed that

)

i didn’t close the parenthesis

yup yup

i’m cool now

https://voca.ro/16wI25rAvhFQ

Here ya go

the audio might be choppy cause of the software

and I messed up a couple times

daaaaamn i didn’t know you could sing

Me neither ngl

lmao singing is fun

I kind of just attained the skill outta nowhere one day

you sound amazing

muchas gracias 🙏

That song's about the betrayal of Christ

de nada mein freund

that’s rlly cool

Yeah it's one of my favorites

It's actually by a super hardcore christian screamo band

oo what band

They're called showbread

i’ll hafta check them out

There's some good calm stuff in their discography if you don't like spastic screaming lol

lmao i like both of those things

You should listen to "Mouth Like A Magazine" by them

It's a good middle ground with more of an alternative sound

i’ll check it out

yessss

30 seconds in and already a banger

Haha glad you like it

lmao

Every one of their albums is like totally different

that’s cool haha

man i fucking love music

the next one is like 90s alt rock and then they did an industrial one, and then kind of a fusion of their first two with calm elements, then a really deep and quiet album, and then a whole rock opera thing, and then a heavy alternative album and THEN a really artistic one to go along with the frontman's book

me tooooo

daaaaamn

I have way too many cds lmao

i don’t have many but i want more

i also wish i could play instruments

the only musical thing i can (barely) do is sing

but i’ll hopefully start lessons for singing and piano soon

That sounds awesome!!

I love piano

pianos so pretty

I'm no good at it but it was my first instrument

i learned to play it like 5 years ago and then my keyboard broke and i lost it

noooooo :(

but i recently got a (very cheap) keyboard so i can try again

yesssss!!!!

and this one’s yellow so it’s got bonus points for being cute

I had to leave my keyboard at home because it didn't fit in my car 😔

nooooooo

maybe i didn't need to bring 3 guitars to college lmao

all the guitars are needed

yes excellent point

absolutely

muahaha

guitars before guys/girls

and most importantly

guitars don't scare me, women do

fries before guys

case closed

fear me

muahahaha

well actually i’m a little girl til next year

so i’m safe

I AM

UTTERLY

TERRIFIED

SHAKING IN MY BOOTS RN

MUAHAHAHAHAHHA

TEETH CLATTERING

TREMBLING

HAVE I THOROUGHLY SHIVERED YOUR TIMBERS

IN THE FACE OF SUCH A PROPER AND ASTOUNDING WOMAN

I AM IN PARALYTIC SHOCK

FEAR INDUCED PARALYSIS

FEAR MY BEAUTIFUL WOMAN SQUIRELERFLY-NESS

WHAT ELSE CAN I DO BUT SHIVER ME FUCKING TIMBERS IN A MOMENT LIKE THIS

Mal X jake

Cute couple

BE SCARED

I AM

IM SO HORRIFIED

😨

THIS IS ME

RIGHT NOW

I BELIEVE IT

CUS I AM TALL AND BIG AND SCARY

6’5 AND 300 LBS

I THOUGHT YOU WERE SHORT AND SILLY

FRFR

um

GOODNESS GRACIOUS

um

CONSIDER THESE TIMBERS EXTRA SHIVERED

so maybe i lied abt being big

BUT IM STILL SCARY

YES YOU ARE

i would die if i was 6’5

my favorite thing abt chatgpt is it can judge my ability to do my hobbies

You would hit your head on so many doorframes

and i’d be taller than a lotta guys

that’d be my main concern

didja know my dads freakishly tall

I was not aware of this fact

he’s very tall

it’s a lil scary

not as scary as you

scaring me rn

with all your womanliness

im PETRIFIED

hmmmmmmm idk abt that lmfao

muahahahahahahahahaaaaa

this is me

so terrified

as a professional see-through-screener i can confirm that is you

lies

what am i doing rn

shivering your timbers

quaking in your boots

um

DAMMIT

idk any other phrases

YOURE RIGHT