Haha, bitches!

dammit I was FOURTH

THANKYOU FOR LIKING MY POEM

jake i DO NOT mean hands are great in a weird way

MY FUCKIN COMPUTER LAGGING

FUCK

sdag

anyways

i liked it

I know I was just joking lmao

Damn i missed it

suuure...

hands🤤

go read my poem i beg

K

cosmo are you still watching

i think jakes insecure about his hand fetish so now hes tryna bully me

🤤😩

mmmmmfgggghhh hands

those are mid hands

WHO IS IN MY ACC

I DIDNT SEND THAT

not me

wait thats not my acc.

i have a bio bitch

I don't have a hand fetish but I'm awfully proud of my own hands

jake has a hand fetish

i second this

yup you def have a hand fetish

i love hands

they so

in love with your own hands too

weid

i wanna cut someons hand off and keep it.

Uhh

the candles going out

the batteries are dying

i mean some hands are oddly attractice

attractive

but like

uh guys

mmmmmm hands

my computer js called me out

(its talkie ai)

oh so there's other hands?

I see.

thats right im on a chromebook

stfu

none are like yours

MY COMPUTER BOUTTA DIEEEEEEEEee

Hell nah im traumatised by the adverts i get about talkie

*my chromebook boutta die

BUT THERE'S STILL MORE? WOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW

I don't actually care lmao

gulp

yes your hands arent the only hands in the world

crazy right

Jamal

muahaha

but yours are my favorite

reminds me of the ceasers pizza add

im 87% sure this is toasts room

But wait! there's more!

it is

im so smart

21st night of september

yessir

wtf how u got his room

i watch him sleep duh

Thats kinda creepy

uh

guys he sent me a picture and i put it itno a wje collage

NEVER SAID THIS

that is LIES

Woooow

Charlie FYI I'm deleting dis cuz I don't really want it

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

ok

):

JAKE.

right. that wasn't him. I can vouch for him as a fellow pedophile

i was so little in those pics ew

WTF

I FORGOT ABT THOSE

its an old ass collage

cosmo is a pedophile

im gon make one of Eli & Gayanni

so real king

eli im using ALL them femboy pics btw

fr i forgot abt all those pics lmao

y'all should I do a face rev?

i used to have a pet femboy

omg.

GUYS

ill face rev if u do

nope

I RMEBER ONE TIME

jk yall

THAT'S CLEARLY EDITED

I WENT ONTO A CALL WITH COSMO

So why we lying?

AND I SAW WAHT HE LOOKED LIKE

OMG

youre clearly edited

no thats real

I JUST REMBERD THAT

cosmo

50% of my face revs were accidental

the others werent

yeah

Yeah me and heroin have a gc with Jake and he said ts, he can confirm

what?

anyone want to hear the rapboat voice reveal

no

sure

not really

how bad is it

WRONG

its so funny

horrendously funny

not surprised

YOU WHERE AN UGLY KID BUT YOUR A SEXY MANNNN

ill send it to u on wje lounge 2

alr

cosmo are you still listening

comur

cosmur

yeah

hi

COSMO GUESS WHAT I FOUND

Welp

I'm still listening to the the vid and hi back to you may

oh boy...

just downed a whole nother box of mike and ikes

woahh

WHAT

cmon jake

OH MY GOSH

GUYS

whyd u say tht..

COSMUER

GUYS THERE WAS ANOTHER ONE INSIDE

OH MY GOSH THERE WERE TWO

Fuck

oh yeah I remember that

Jake you don’t have to hide it

HUH

HA BRIT

fuck starmer

THAT HAPPENED TO EL

Sybau

old ass shit

cosmo did you see it

ive gotten so much better at writing

GUYS I REWROTE MY POEM AND POSTED IT SO YOU BETTER READ ALL OF IT IF YOU START, ITS IMPORTANT, ITS A LIFE LESSON :)

yes ma'am

bro its bad

holy shit

guys.

yeah?

I used to have a crush on cosmo.

oh

ik that

ts was funny

What?

i knew that you had a crush on me

...

How

I may be autistic but I'm not retarded

😭

this is beautiful

im quoting this

lmfao

i thought it owuld supriuse you all

whatever you want to tell yourself

cosmo face rev?

yooooo cosmo

I think a bowl of rice is calling your name

If i ever dissapear randomly it means the online safety act got to me.

lol same

i think a penny on the grouns is calling your name

ground

stupid british shit

guys ima get off

man the Livestream is actually so sad now

did you see that petition for skl to only be 4 days that was signed by like hundreds of thousands of british ppl

Beye love most of you ! (:

Your Jewish right

Fr we are living in hell rn

PENNY? WHERE????

yup

you know the candle in my poem

dude that was hard

byee

it was inspired by my candle thats sat on the shelf rn

and it smells so nice

man, as a person who is also watching one piece that is even more offending

fr man

just got an ad lmao

bruh

Oh maybe im luckier than i thought

did you guys see the top 1.2 million people livestream that lasted 2 months

i mean like idm except for the fact that skl will be an extra hour every day if they do it

saying slurs as usual

?

j*b

Ok nvm im sticking to 5 days smh

huh?

WOAH WOAH WOAH

CALM DOWN

man just because you are a socialist doesn't mean I have to care what offends you

lol youd chose 7 extra hours over 4 extra hours?

FREE SPEECH

Stop saying slurs

FIRST AMENDMENT

Yes

FIRST AMENDMENT RIGHTS!

obj

fair fair

WORK

its not that im a socialist its just that im unemployed and play clash royale all day

EMPLOYMENT

AAAAAA

OCCUPATION

NOOOOO

avodah

STOPPPP

WORK

hey

jake

EMPLOYMENT

NOT THE J WORD

trabajar

stop the j word.

and the e word.

stop it

JOB

JOBBB

JOB

deoderant

jake im gonna die

JOB

stop it

JOBBBB

no

SPANISHHH

JOB

JOB IS WORSE THAN SAYING FUCK

JOB

STOP IT

JOB YOU

jake

Hey jake

blowjob?

im gonna go die

JOB YOU MOTHERJOBBERS

Do you have a job

SHUT THE FUCK UP

Do you have any money?

WHAT THE JOB

stop spamming

Only job that id allow

STOP SPAMMING THE J WORD

crazy

footj

JOB

JAKE

armpit job

JOB?

Thigh

JAKE NO.

elbow job

NO J WOD.

strike 1

*WORD

JOB JOB JOBBITY JOB JOB J-JOB JOBBY JOB JOBBBBBBBB

JAKE.

STOP IT.

NO.

BAD.

i needa hop off

JOB.

JOB JOB JOB.

this many slurs is getting too much

IM GONNA GO DIE NOW

GOODBYE EVERYONE

JOB.

JOB YOU

NICE KNOWING YOU ALL

JOB YOU MOTHERJOBBERS

School is also a very bad slur

😔🔫

JOB

jakeibegyoustfuyouractuallyFUCKINGPISSINGMEOFFnowsorespectufllyshutyobigassmouthbitch

Trumps on jake

😵💥🔫

Cosmo doesn't the singer sound like trump

JOBBBBBBB

im dead now.

y'all don't take this out of context\

lmao

LMAO

Jub.

nealry a million ppl signed

bro the singers voice is making me laugh

😵💥💥💥🔫🤭😋(the happy ones are you and jake.)

thats the guy who sang the original lmao

...

actually?

yeah lee greenwood

I just looked it up

Yes

its a good song tho

add a 😱 to be me

I was like "there's no way this is the guy they chose he has to be like the original singer"

my most favorite non-anthem patriotic song for the US

yuh

😵💥💥💥🔫🤭😋😱 (the laughing one is jake, the tongue one is uk, the scared one is ed)

job.

case in point.

yaaaaaa

job you.

jake youre also the one holding the gun

and the dead one is me.

just had a sneeze attack

job you, mal.

Nah im rolling on the floor laughinh

job you.

fuck you jake

oh 😔

fuck you

ig ill just leave then

NOOO

dont leaveee

Job you

Ok, you stupid job!

jake doesnt love me anymore 😔

jobbing job smh

uk isnt my friend anymore

im gone

man he's in Cali (unless he's not) I highly doubt he has a gun

fuck cali

I love you so jobbing much

kiss my ass

im not im in gunland lmao

no you dont you shot me and laughed abt it

I'm in like

I wanna be her friend so jobbing mucj

reverse cali

see jake

Texas?

Yes

W

yee haw

I WAS ABOUTTA SAY YEEHAW

You shouldve made me the rolling on the floor laughing emoji

TOO JOBBING LATE.

shove it up your job

Shut your job up

job your job job

kiss my jon

job*

Job job job job

jon

Whos john?

oh ok 😔

job

my dads called john

Crazy

fr

dads? multiple? you have gay dads?

but suck my job

dad's*

why are your dads calling john?

I have a neighbor called john but he moved, good man though.

dad's*

waiiittttt when did he move???

Now that you say it i dont know

aww shucks my dad moved recently

Oh

yh

Job comes from the Hebrew name Yoav

so Yoav you all

Nah my neighbor was too old to be your dad

my dads old

or maybe its my grandad

who is also called john

job would make a good insult that poor dude had it ROUGH

and has moved recently

He lived alone

hmmmm

maybe my great grandad

Damn

but he passed away in october

soooo probs not

Rips

theres a long line of johns in my fam

my dad, grandad and great grandad and my dad tried to call my brother john but my mum said no so its his middle name

So your great grandad was John, your grandad was John junior, and your dad is John junior junior?

yup

Its like a youtube comment chain eding

wha#

wha*

Ending*

Pardon

yh

COSMO

COSMO TRUMP FOUND A CURE FOR AUTISM YOU'RE SAVED

YAY

lmao

Lmao

i don't believe there is one tho. its a genetic thing most likely

Yuh

most likely inherited it through my mom's dad

"most likely" uhhhh

DUR

Cosmo is autism the reason you jerk off to the moon or whatever

nah that's just me

lmao

Maybe they can replace you brain for a new non-autistic one

yall i blew my candle out

and my room smells like smoke

lol the bots in the chat are crazy

what bots?

Fire tends to smell like thay

www.youtube.com/watch?v=zkX2rIn_q8o

well i know that

what bots cosmo?

on the yt live chat

OH look at the time! OH MY DAYS im cooked

Same