Why do the depressed people go to camp to learn how to tie knots tighter
What do you call a group of depresd people. Sueaside squad
Yeah, im made out of DNA ✨ Depression N anxiety ✨
I need a hug
*hugs train*
Lets have toast in the bath
Wanna come hang out with me?
I won't reply on every jokes today because I want to say thanks (to everyone) for making funny jokes here... Every time I have a bad day (almost everyday), I always go here and read relatable jokes, its makes me happy and its making me less anxious. I am really stressed on my school works and everything, I feel that I'm being left alone. Everyone compares me to others and all I can do is listen. I don't get enough sleep because of it... Reading these jokes entertain me and making me laugh so hard. *I apologize for my grammar
Why are Nepalese bad at chess? Cause someone already killed their king 👑
Me: *Meets girl, starts to form crush* Me after I get enough courage to talk to her: “Are you a casket lid because I want you on top of me*
“What do you call my friend group?* *Suicide Squad*
What is a suicidal horny persons job?
, a butcher
Girl: .... I like you... do you like me back? Me: Nope Girl: *is depressed* oh okay.... Me: u never said "love" Girl: oh! well do you love me? Me: frick no.
My Dr told me "Time heals Wounds ".. So I Stabbed him .... Now we wait.....
What something the same about a depress kid anda hanger they both like to hang
Gwen-Kind-Positive-Lends a Helping Hand- Stops Bullies- Does Most Helpful Work- Addison Banks- Positive Voicing-Stops Hurtful Words- ALYA-Powerful in Thought- Helps- But Sadly Is Gone- Prince-Always Backed Up Gwen- But Sadly Is Gone Too- watersharky-Helps When Needed-Backs Up Anyone- Curses When Needed- Helps People Through Depression-
These Are The Legends, There Are More Out There You Could Be One Too Just Lend a Helping Hand.
i know why nobody like my comment because they got no sense of humor, thats why they dislike it now i know depression is a joke, a joke that never gets laugh =[ WHYYYY NO ONE LAUGH AT MY JOKES
I went up to the depressed kid and said, I like ya cuts G
Are you suicide? Cause I'm trynna commit to you
what came first, The apple or the girl? The apple, because the tree left her hanging :)
I realized that a really bad joke and my life are the exact same thing.
Don't hate life, love it because when u want to live and try again in life, it's already too late. :(
