Defiance jokes

Principal

WhoIsThread? · 4 years ago

Boy: The principal is so dumb!

Girl: Do you know who I am?

Boy: No...

Girl: I am the principal's daughter!

Boy: Do you know who I am?

Girl: No...

Boy: Good! *Walks away*

Lawyer

Anonymous · 5 years ago

What's the difference between a lawyer and a rooster?

A rooster clucks defiance!

Cat

Heroin Monkey · 5 months ago

A high-contrast, deep red and orange filtered image of a cat looking directly at the camera with an intense expression. Overlaid text reads: "I remember saying 'no we can't' to the Bob the Builder That's where the darkness in me began. The malice, the hatred. It was all from that moment."

Defiance memes

Quitter

Chet · 7 years ago

"Rehab's for quitters, and I don't give up."

Wheelchair

Anonymous · 6 years ago

To the man in the wheelchair who stole my camouflage jacket, "You can hide but you can't run."

Emo kid

Anonymous · 4 years ago

When you're fighting with the emo kid and he brings his friends. Now you gotta fight the suicide squad.

Girl

ILikeJokes😂 · 4 years ago

This girl told me people call her ugly because she is disabled. I told her to stand up for herself.

Evidence

Anonymous · 7 years ago

If you push someone that's bullying, if you kill someone that's murder, if there is no evidence it's nothing.

Theft

Heroin Monkey · 7 months ago

A top-down shot of a large amount of groceries laid out on a table, including boxes of cereal, packaged meats (chicken and beef), bags of snacks (Cheez-It, chips), canned goods (tuna, crushed tomatoes, green beans), cartons of milk, jugs of water, and other various food items. Above the image, text reads: "@entrapanure here's what $0 gets you at a grocery store if you're not a pussy".

Dog

Jazzy💕 · 2 years ago

A dog with drawn-on eyebrows smirks next to the text: "When someone says "hey you can't do that" and you're like "ok" but you know you're still gonna do it."

Fear

Willy b · 2 months ago

A two-panel meme featuring Jim Halpert from The Office pointing at a whiteboard. In the first panel, he is pointing at text that says "My rights don't end where your fear begins". In the second panel, he looks directly at the camera with a slight smile, and the whiteboard now says "So go fuck yourself".

Last Word

Anonymous · 1 month ago

Kidnapper: "Any last words?" Me: "i know karate!"

A young girl with long brown hair, wide eyes, and an open mouth, looking as if she is screaming or shouting. She holds her hands up in a dramatic or defensive gesture. She wears a light-colored t-shirt with a faint design. The background shows white louvered doors and a dark doorframe.

Rebellion

Why should you care · 1 year ago

REBEL!!!!!

The image shows two panels. The left panel depicts a man standing next to a sign that shows several things that are not allowed, like smoking, drinking, and using electronic devices. The text above him reads "TAKE THAT" and below, "SOCIETY!". The right panel shows a baby with a defiant expression. The text above it reads "TOOK THE 'DO NOT REMOVE' STICKER OFF MY MATTRESS" and below, "DIDN'T GET FINED".

Defiance memes

Community talk

addi

2 years ago

up against the wall>>>>>>

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