Defiance jokes
Boy: The principal is so dumb!
Girl: Do you know who I am?
Boy: No...
Girl: I am the principal's daughter!
Boy: Do you know who I am?
Girl: No...
Boy: Good! *Walks away*
What's the difference between a lawyer and a rooster?
A rooster clucks defiance!
To the man in the wheelchair who stole my camouflage jacket, "You can hide but you can't run."
Fuck it, suicide is wrong, but if you jump off a bridge and yell "parkour," it's a failed stunt.
I am a failure to everyone and decided to attempt a suicide, guess what? I failed.
"Rehab's for quitters, and I don't give up."
When you're fighting with the emo kid and he brings his friends. Now you gotta fight the suicide squad.
