Defiance jokes

Boy: The principal is so dumb!

Girl: Do you know who I am?

Boy: No...

Girl: I am the principal's daughter!

Boy: Do you know who I am?

Girl: No...

Boy: Good! *Walks away*

What's the difference between a lawyer and a rooster?

A rooster clucks defiance!

Fuck it, suicide is wrong, but if you jump off a bridge and yell "parkour," it's a failed stunt.

Suicide is illegal because it's a crime to destroy government property.

If you push someone that's bullying, if you kill someone that's murder, if there is no evidence it's nothing.

When you're fighting with the emo kid and he brings his friends. Now you gotta fight the suicide squad.

What are you good at?

Dying. Dammit, I fail at that too.