Defeat jokes
Technoblade can defeat every Minecraft player, but he still can’t defeat cancer!
Not to brag, but I defeated our local chess champion in less than five moves.
Finally my high school karate lessons came to some use.
Why didn't Trump beat Biden?
Because he couldn't trump that bitch!
You know the saying, "Third time's the charm?"
Well, Germany lost twice.
How it feels to get so mad at the game. That you can't even explain your anger So you just low key Slime yourself out.
What can an Olympic runner do that Hitler can't?
Finish a race.
Why did the Orphan punch the other orphan?
Because the orphan broke his leg then had to get a retirement fund, so then he farted and got 1m dollars in cash, so then he started eating his toe jam and thought it tasted really good, so he started selling it to Taco Bell, then ate a cow. All the sudden he was attacked by hangry aliens then gave them some toe jam. They loved it, so they farted there way back up to space where they were eating Harold's fresh toe jam. It was so good, then one of the aliens ate there dog, so had to go the dollar tree to get it out then started gagging on one of the aliens' 2 meter defeater, and then the Orphan made out with the other Orphan and had a wedding at playground sharting happily ever after.
Chuck Norris: "Chuck Norris doesn't fight, he just allows you to lose."
Me: "How come did you lose Return of the Dragon?"
My bully to his mom after getting "cooked" by me: "Mama, I can't find my hairline!"
My bully. 😭
How did the British lose the War of 1812?
They were out-Britshed.
Why is America bad at Clash Royale?
Because they can't defend their towers.
What's a Ninja's worst fear?
Garmadon actually winning.
A day in the life of a Biden voter.
$2000 stimulus check? Nah, $1400...some day.
No more kids in cages? Nah, more kids in cages.
$15 minimum wage? Nah, $11. Maybe.
50k loan forgiveness? Nah. Lol.
No more deportations? Nah, they're still leaving.
Women's rights? Nah, dudes in women's sports.
New COVID bill? Nah, mostly bailouts and pet projects.
Cheap insulin? Nah, jack those prices up.
Defeat fascism? Nah, barbed wire fences around DC.
There was a recent football match between Ethiopia and Egypt.
Egypt 8, Ethiopia 0.
Pov:You start writing son lyrics because you can't stand up for yourself knowing you've lost
FUCKING ELI BRUUUU
How it feels To gas the other players and get in second from missing your aim.
Community talk
Scene: Cuddle-Time Chaos!
DIO: I've already shared my blanket with Kakyoin, too. Polnareff must be snuggled up somewhere... Hah. But it doesn't matter. You're next, Jotaro!
JOTARO: You big softy, DIO!
DIO: Oh? You're approaching me? Instead of running away, you're coming right to me? Even though your grandpa, Joseph, told you all my best tickle spots, like an exam student scrambling to remember all the answers bef… Read more
**\[Verse 1]** I make the snacks, I wash the floors, You’re on the couch, still wanting more. They call me names, yeah, let 'em scoff, I wear my badge, I’m better off.
**\[Pre-Chorus]** Don’t need your rules, don’t want your war, I open minds while you keep score. I serve the tea, I take the heat, But I sleep just fine with clean, cold sheets.
**\[Chorus]** So call me a cuck, I don't give a—(what?) Love who I love,… Read more
ELIJAH DID U JS GET UR ASS WHOPPED BY RYAN OUT OF ALL PPLS? IN TSBG?