More cops died from covid than anything else last year hahahaha
They should have shot covid instead of Tyrone on the microphone lmfao
So... here's da scoop, alright... *licks KFC off lips* so, I was caught, having sex wit three 6 year olds (girls btw, just in case you guys get mad) and da judge told me I was getting da death penalty, you know what I mean?
I had a last resort to save myself though, you feel me? So I told da judge, I said to him, I said: "Yo honah, 6 + 6 + 6 = 18, you smell me?"
Needless to say, I was announced a fre-e-e-e-e-e-e man after dat, you feel me?
But then, the Predator Poachers nigckas just barged into the courtroom and they said: 4 + 4 + 5 = 13!
Alas, I'm writing this joke from jail, and judging by the look my prisonmate Tyrone is giving me, I'll be writing jokes from hell from now on.
When I get suicidal everyone worrys I don't know why becasue that is when I'm the happpiest thinking about death
roses are red, violets are blue, my mom and dad died, next you'll be gone to
Today I passed the exams to be a funeral director!
Too bad it's a dying trade. :)
-Dark_Humor
Twin monks who ring the church bells died.
Now they are dead ringers. :)
-Dark_Humor
A cartoonist was found dead in his home.
The details are SKETCHY! :)
-Dark_Humor
How did Helen Keller die? Her ex gave her plutonium and told her to eat it
"Suicide is the 10th leading cause of death"?
Maybe in infidel America but.... it is #1 in the Glorious Iran
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How did Micheal Jackson die Because he danced like a zombie
Whats the only good part of your crush dying before you have the chance to bang her?
She can't say no!
My mother was so sad after my grandpas death she went into the bathroom with my uncle and I could hear their moans of sorrow. She then surprised me later on saying that she was pregnant.
Do you know pigeons die when they have sex?
I mean the one I fucked died.
You call it death. I call it peace and quiet
I could be red I could be orange I could be yellow I could be green, I could be blue I could be purple but I would be dead
I was crying when Sasha died in AOT, i also got jealous.
So a husband and a wife have three kids. the husband is on his death bed and he looks up at his wife and says. "Honey, is our youngest song truly and honestly mine?" She says in response. "I sware on everything that is good and holy our youngest son is your" He dies peacefully.
Then she says under her breathe, "I'm glad he didn't ask about the first two."
whats the difference between life and death......life hurts
There were 3 blonde scientists...wait that’s not the joke. The first one said “we are going to pilot the first unmanned spacecraft to land on the sun.” The second one said “but we can’t do that - if we get within 5 feet of the sun we’ll freeze to death!” The third blonde says “so we go at night.”
a little girl said one day " grandmas gonna die tonight". the next morning the girl's grandmother's body was found. that day she said again " Grandpas gonna die tonight" sure enough, the girl's grandfather died and his body was discovered the next morning. that day she said " daddy's gonna die tonight." the girls father was terrified. he lay shaking the entire night. somehow, he survived until morning. his wife came into the room crying. he asked her why she was upset and she said that the postman had died last night.
