Deafblind jokes

Did you know Helen Keller had a sister?

Neither did she.

Why couldn't anyone hear Helen Keller when she fell off a cliff? She was wearing mittens.

How did Helen Keller lose her virginity?

I told her the plunger was stuck in the toilet, but she didn’t listen...

Why did Helen Keller’s boyfriend have wax on his finger? Because he was whispering sweet nothings into her ear!

Why was Helen Keller slurring her fingers?

She was drunk.

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