Deafblind jokes

How did Helen Keller lose her virginity?

I told her the plunger was stuck in the toilet, but she didn’t listen...

Did you know Helen Keller had a sister?

Neither did she.

Why couldn't anyone hear Helen Keller when she fell off a cliff? She was wearing mittens.

Why did Helen Keller’s boyfriend have wax on his finger? Because he was whispering sweet nothings into her ear!

Why was Helen Keller slurring her fingers?

She was drunk.

Hellen Keller once said, "love is not something you see or hear, it is something you feel," but of course she said it like this "fbfebsovbforbw urbwbwvorb."

I have just started a sexual relationship with a blind woman. It's very rewarding, but quite challenging.

Took me ages to get her husband's voice right.

Helen Keller deaf-initely faked it!

Best way to stop a fight between deaf people?

Just turn off the lights.

Did you hear the joke about Helen Keller? Neither did she. Did you see that one coming? Neither did she.

(She's blind and deaf)

If a deaf person is missing fingers, is it a speech impediment or an accent?