Special Education jokes
What do you call a hot tub full of special ed students?
Vegetable Soup.
Is it okay to call a special ed kid late to class a little tardy?
You're so slow, the sped kid is your tutor.
Me walking in to the office:
Principal: Tell me what you did?
Me: I told the special ed kid that the 4th story window was an end portal...
What kind of paper towel do they use in special education classrooms?
Downey.
Q: What kind of paper towel do they use in special education classrooms?
A: Downey.
What do you call a notorious special needs student with an extra chromosome?
The double trouble.
I was excited my teacher asked me for sex in exchange for a good grade, but then I realized I was homeschooled.
If a special ed kid is late to class, is it okay to call me a little tardy?
In my spare time I help blind children. -- I mean the verb, not the adjective.
Like this if you are in elementary, middle school, or high school.
Me walking in to the office:
Principal: Tell me, what did you do?
Me: I told the special ed kid that the 4th story window was an end portal...