Special Education jokes

What do you call a hot tub full of special ed students?

Vegetable Soup.

Q: What kind of paper towel do they use in special education classrooms?

A: Downey.

Is it okay to call a special ed kid late to class a little tardy?

What do you call a notorious special needs student with an extra chromosome?

The double trouble.

Q: What does a special ed student do when he wants to buy his first car?

A: Makes a Down payment.

What do sped gymnasts wear?

A Reotard.

I asked my teacher if I needed to be in the special ED class, but she said I don’t eat enough vegetables.

What kind of paper towel do they use in special education classrooms?

Downey.

You're so slow, the sped kid is your tutor.

"Mixed vegetables is just special ed class, change my mind."

I used to be in a special needs class, and the teacher sent a student (if you want to call them that) out to the hall for being late.

I asked her, "Why did you send James out to the hall?"

She said, "She was a little tardy."

I asked her, "I thought they all were."

I used to be in a special needs class, and the teacher sent a student (if you want to call them that) out to the hall for being late.

I asked her, "Why did you send James out to the hall?"

She said, "He was a little tardy."

I replied to her, "I thought they all were."

If a special ed kid is late to class, is it okay to call me a little tardy?

What do Special Ed kids and fast kids have in common? They like to do things sped up.

Me walking in to the office:

Principal: Tell me what you did?

Me: I told the special ed kid that the 4th story window was an end portal...