Special Education jokes
What do you call a hot tub full of special ed students?
Vegetable Soup.
Is it okay to call a special ed kid late to class a little tardy?
You're so slow, the sped kid is your tutor.
Me walking in to the office:
Principal: Tell me what you did?
Me: I told the special ed kid that the 4th story window was an end portal...
Q: What kind of paper towel do they use in special education classrooms?
A: Downey.
What do you call a notorious special needs student with an extra chromosome?
The double trouble.
I was excited my teacher asked me for sex in exchange for a good grade, but then I realized I was homeschooled.
If a special ed kid is late to class, is it okay to call me a little tardy?
In my spare time I help blind children. -- I mean the verb, not the adjective.
Me walking in to the office:
Principal: Tell me, what did you do?
Me: I told the special ed kid that the 4th story window was an end portal...
My teacher walked up to the emo kid and told him, "I like your striped red and tan gloves." And she asked, "Where did you get them?" The emo kid replied, "Oh, I made the red stripes myself."