Special Education jokes

What do you call a hot tub full of special ed students?

Vegetable Soup.

Is it okay to call a special ed kid late to class a little tardy?

You're so slow, the sped kid is your tutor.

Me walking in to the office:

Principal: Tell me what you did?

Me: I told the special ed kid that the 4th story window was an end portal...

What kind of paper towel do they use in special education classrooms?

Downey.

Q: What kind of paper towel do they use in special education classrooms?

A: Downey.

What do you call a notorious special needs student with an extra chromosome?

The double trouble.

If a special ed kid is late to class, is it okay to call me a little tardy?

I was excited my teacher asked me for sex in exchange for a good grade, but then I realized I was homeschooled.

I used to be in a special needs class, and the teacher sent a student (if you want to call them that) out to the hall for being late.

I asked her, "Why did you send James out to the hall?"

She said, "He was a little tardy."

I replied to her, "I thought they all were."

What do you call an autistic kid coming to school with a gun?

Special Forces incoming!