How did Helen Keller's parents punish her?
They stuck her in a round room and told her to find the penny in the corner.
A hand job from a deaf person counts as oral.
When a deaf person haves sex do they use one hand to moan
When a deaf person is on trial is it really considered a hearing
What do you call a deaf dog? As you like, he doesn't hear you anyway
What do you call a deaf person? Whatever you want!
When you get suspended from school For giving the deaf kid AirPods for his birthday
I gave a deaf kid air pods for his birthday
I was speaking to a deaf Asian man I said hi he said wha yiu sa
Have you ever walked into Helen Keller’s house?
She has
A man is being sued for raping a deaf girl. The judge, showing his pinky: You should be ashamed, man, your conscience is even smaller than that! The girl, showing her arm: Mhhhmmhmm, mhhmhm!
*in the hospital* paralyzed kid : I'm out *walks out the room* blind kid : you can walk?! mute kid : you can see?! deaf kid : you can talk?! doctor : wut the f(beep)k
why did helen kellers cat run away? i would run away if my name was jufhvfhvurhkso
Once there was a girl named Sally! She had no arms or legs, was mute, deaf, and blind
Knock knock Who’s there? Not sally
Helen Keller was a pilot in 9/11
What games would deaf people not be good at...
Simon says and Musical chairs
dissabled man stands up blind man says you can stand? deaf man you can see?? mute person you can hear dissabled man you can talk doctor- what the actual fuck
I read to deaf kids in my spare time
What do a gynecologist and deaf people have in common? They both read lips
Father awaits the birth of his first child. The obstetrician: "Unfortunately he has no arms". "I'll love it all the same". But the obstetrician adds: "It is also without legs, trunk, head". "I'll love it all the same". Then the obstetrician confessed to him: "I'm sorry, but only this ear was born". "I'll love it all the same". And the obstetrician: "Talk to him closer: he's deaf!".
