Deaf girl jokes

Why do horny, deaf girls wear tight pants?

So you can read her lips.

What do you do to a deaf girl after you’re done fucking her?

Break her fingers so she can’t tell anyone.

A man is being sued for raping a deaf girl. The judge, showing his pinky:

"You should be ashamed, man, your conscience is even smaller than that!"

The girl, showing her arm:

"Mhhhmmhmm, mhhmhm!"

What do you do after you rape a deaf girl?

Cut off her fingers so she can't tell anyone.

When a deaf girl master baits, does she use the other hand to moan?

What does a cute deaf girl and a fire have in common?

They're both hot, but they're both quiet.

This girl told me people call her ugly because she is disabled. I told her to stand up for herself.

Helen Keller deaf-initely faked it!

I told my new girlfriend that my mother is deaf.

So she would have to speak loudly and slowly.

I told my mother that my new girlfriend is disabled. Now we wait.

I have just started a sexual relationship with a blind woman. It's very rewarding, but quite challenging.

Took me ages to get her husband's voice right.

If a deaf person is missing fingers, is it a speech impediment or an accent?