What's the difference between a dead baby and a sandwich?
I don't put my dick in a sandwich before I eat it.
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Whats worse than ten dead babies nailed to one tree?
One dead baby nailed to ten trees.
Whats worse than 1000 dead babies hanging off a tree? 1 dead baby hanging of 1000 trees
How do you make a dead baby float?
1 cup rootbeer 2 scoops dead baby
What's the best part about dead baby Jokes? They never get old.
What's the difference between a Porsche and 50 dead babies?
..... I don't have a Porsche in my garage.
Abortion is a really touchy subject for me, on one hand there's dead babies! but on the other hand women get a choice
How many babies does it take to paint a wall? It depends on how hard you throw them.
What's so great about dead baby jokes? They never get old.
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What's the difference between 100 dead babies and a Lamborgini... I don't have a Lamborgini
What’s the difference between peanut butter and a dead baby? Dogs only lick peanut butter off private parts.
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Whats the difference between apples and dead babies? I don't ejaculate on apples before i eat them
What's funny about dead baby jokes. -They never get old.
whats the difference between a trampoline and a dead baby? . . . i take my boots off before jumping on a trampoline.
How many dead babies does it take to put in a new light bulb? Not thirteen cuz my basement is still dark. Let's try fourteen.
What is the difference between my Lamborghini and a pile of dead babies? I don't keep my Lamborghini in my garage.
I was going to tell a dead baby joke... *I decided to abort*
