Dead babies jokes
I am a dead baby. -end joke-
Q: How many dead babies does it take to paint the wall?
A: Depends how hard you throw them.
How many dead babies does it take to screw in a light bulb?
102, if you have some alive ones.
What's worse than a dead baby?
A pile of dead babies.
What's worse than that?
One's alive at the bottom.
What's even worse than THAT?
It eats it's way out.
Wait it gets worse...
It goes back for seconds.
Just one more I swear...
It fucks one of it's siblings at the bottom.
What's Yellow and can't swim?
A bus full of dead babies.
What's the difference between a Ferrari and 100 dead babies?
I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.
What's worse than finding one dead baby in a bin? Finding one dead baby in five bins.
What's hard about walking through a bunch of dead babies?
My dick.
What’s the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Lamborghini?
I don’t have a Lamborghini in my garage.
What's the difference between a Lambo and 100 dead babies?
I don't have a Lambo in my garage.
How many dead babies does it take to put in a new light bulb? Not thirteen, cuz my basement is still dark. Let's try fourteen.
What's worse than 1000 dead babies hanging off a tree?
1 dead baby hanging off 1000 trees.
What's the difference between a Lambo and a pile of dead babies?
I don't have a Lambo in my garage.
(I want to apologize in advance. These are very dark jokes.)
What’s red and bad for your teeth? A brick.
I was going to tell a dead baby joke, but I decided to abort.
Why does Dr. Pepper come in a bottle? His wife is dead.
Why does Helen Keller hate porcupines? They’re painful to look at.
Why can’t orphans play baseball? They don’t know where home is.
Give a man a match, and he’ll be warm for a few hours. Set a man on fire, and he will be warm for the rest of his life.
I asked a pretty, young homeless woman if I could take her home. She smiled at me and said yes. The look on her face soon changed, however, when I walked off with her cardboard box.
My wife and I have reached the difficult decision that we do not want children. If anybody does, please just send me your contact details and we can drop them off tomorrow.
What's the difference between an apple and a dead baby?
I don't jizz on an apple before eating it.
What’s better than swinging a dead baby in circles over your head with a 5 foot rope? Stopping it with a shovel.
What's the difference between a dead baby in a dumpster and a treasure chest? It's a surprise when you find the treasure.
What's the difference between a red Ferrari and a pile of dead babies?
I don't have a red Ferrari in my car.
What's the difference between a Porsche and 50 dead babies?
..... I don't have a Porsche in my garage.
Why did the dead baby cross the road?
It was strapped to the chicken.