Dead babies jokes
What's worse than a dead baby?
A pile of dead babies.
What's worse than that?
One's alive at the bottom.
What's even worse than THAT?
It eats it's way out.
Wait it gets worse...
It goes back for seconds.
Just one more I swear...
It fucks one of it's siblings at the bottom.
Q: How many dead babies does it take to paint the wall?
A: Depends how hard you throw them.
What is worse than a dead baby in a trash can?
100 dead babies in a trash can.
What is worse than that?
There's a live one at the bottom.
What is worse than that?
It eats its way out.
What is worse than that?
It comes back for seconds.
How many dead babies does it take to screw in a light bulb?
102, if you have some alive ones.
How do you make a dead baby float?
Two scoops of ice cream, one scoop of dead baby!
What's hard about walking through a bunch of dead babies?
My dick.
I am a dead baby. -end joke-
How many dead babies does it take to put in a new light bulb? Not thirteen, cuz my basement is still dark. Let's try fourteen.
What's worse than 1000 dead babies hanging off a tree?
1 dead baby hanging off 1000 trees.
Why did the dead baby cross the road?
It was strapped to the chicken.
What's the difference between a Porsche and 50 dead babies?
..... I don't have a Porsche in my garage.
What's the difference between a Lambo and a pile of dead babies?
I don't have a Lambo in my garage.
What's the difference between a red Ferrari and a pile of dead babies?
I don't have a red Ferrari in my car.
What's worse than finding one dead baby in a bin? Finding one dead baby in five bins.
What's the difference between a million dollars and a million dead babies?
I don't have a million dollars laying around my house.
What's the difference between a dead baby in a dumpster and a treasure chest? It's a surprise when you find the treasure.
What’s the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Lamborghini?
I don’t have a Lamborghini in my garage.
What's the difference between an apple and a dead baby?
I don't jizz on an apple before eating it.
What's the difference between a Lambo and 100 dead babies?
I don't have a Lambo in my garage.
What's the difference between a dead baby and a sandwich?
I don't put my dick in a sandwich before I eat it.