Whats worse than ten dead babies nailed to one tree?
One dead baby nailed to ten trees.
Whats worse than 1000 dead babies hanging off a tree? 1 dead baby hanging of 1000 trees
How do you make a dead baby float?
1 cup rootbeer 2 scoops dead baby
What's the best part about dead baby Jokes? They never get old.
What's the difference between a Porsche and 50 dead babies?
..... I don't have a Porsche in my garage.
Wanna hear something bad? A pile of dead babies. Wanna hear something worse? The one at the bottom is still alive. Wanna hear something worse than that? He has to eat his way out. Wanna hear something that's the worst? He comes back for seconds.
Abortion is a really touchy subject for me, on one hand there's dead babies! but on the other hand women get a choice
How many babies does it take to paint a wall? It depends on how hard you throw them.
What's so great about dead baby jokes? They never get old.
What’s grosser than gross? A truckload of dead babies. What’s grosser than that? A live one at the bottom. What’s grosser than that? When he eats his way out. Grosser than that? When he goes back for more.
What's worse than a dead baby? A pile of dead babies. What's worse than that? The baby at the bottom of the pile is still alive. What's worse than that? The baby at the bottom of pile is eating its way out.
What's the difference between 100 dead babies and a Lamborgini... I don't have a Lamborgini
What’s the difference between peanut butter and a dead baby? Dogs only lick peanut butter off private parts.
What's worse than a pile of dead babies? One at the bottom that's still alive. What's worse than that? Its forced to eat its way out. What's even worse than that? It comes back for seconds.
Whats the difference between apples and dead babies? I don't ejaculate on apples before i eat them
What's funny about dead baby jokes. -They never get old.
whats the difference between a trampoline and a dead baby? . . . i take my boots off before jumping on a trampoline.
How many dead babies does it take to put in a new light bulb? Not thirteen cuz my basement is still dark. Let's try fourteen.
What is the difference between my Lamborghini and a pile of dead babies? I don't keep my Lamborghini in my garage.
I was going to tell a dead baby joke... *I decided to abort*
What’s the difference between a dumpster full of dead babies and a Lamborghini? I don’t have a Lamborghini in my garage.
