What's the difference between a dead baby in a dumpster and a treasure chest? It's a surprise when you find the treasure.
My old platoon sergeant always told me the hardest thing when walking through a field of dead babies was... his cock.
What's worse than ten dead babies nailed to one tree?
One dead baby nailed to ten trees.
What's worse than 1000 dead babies hanging off a tree?
1 dead baby hanging off 1000 trees.
How do you make a dead baby float?
1 cup rootbeer 2 scoops dead baby.
Abortion is a really touchy subject for me. On one hand, there's dead babies! But on the other hand, women get a choice.
What's the best part about dead baby jokes?
They never get old.
What's the difference between a Porsche and 50 dead babies?
..... I don't have a Porsche in my garage.
How many babies does it take to paint a wall? It depends on how hard you throw them.
What's so great about dead baby jokes? They never get old.
What's grosser than gross? A truckload of dead babies.
What's grosser than that? A live one at the bottom.
What's grosser than that? When he eats his way out.
Grosser than that? When he goes back for more.
What's worse than a dead baby?
A pile of dead babies.
What's worse than that?
The baby at the bottom of the pile is still alive.
What's worse than that?
The baby at the bottom of pile is eating its way out.
What’s the difference between peanut butter and a dead baby?
Dogs only lick peanut butter off private parts.
What's the difference between 100 dead babies and a Lamborghini?
I don't have a Lamborghini.
What's worse than a pile of dead babies?
One at the bottom that's still alive.
What's worse than that?
It's forced to eat its way out.
What's even worse than that?
It comes back for seconds.
What's the difference between apples and dead babies?
I don't ejaculate on apples before I eat them.
What's funny about dead baby jokes? - They never get old.
What's the difference between a trampoline and a dead baby?
I take my boots off before jumping on a trampoline.
How many dead babies does it take to put in a new light bulb? Not thirteen, cuz my basement is still dark. Let's try fourteen.
What is the difference between my Lamborghini and a pile of dead babies?
I don't keep my Lamborghini in my garage.
I was going to tell a dead baby joke...
I decided to abort.
